Surrealism?

[Dark Alliance]

Cheers

[Imdat tauble]

Douglas Adams by far... just look at his descriptions of paralell universes in Mostly Harmless

but anyway, LSHWROTTYGHBOOTBPTTARAWYAROATLGHSHTYGLISABYCDGSIAWITNVCSJAIDTEFAHBBULWTCIPHP means:

Laughing So Hard While Running On Train That You Get Hit By One Of Those Big Pylon Thingy's That Are Really Annoying When You Are Running On A Train Laughing, Getting Hit So Hard That You Get Launched Into Space And Before You Can Die Getting Sucked Into A Wormhole Into The Nearest Vogon Constructor Ship Just After It Demolishes The Earth For A Hyperspace Bypass, But Unfortunately Landing While The Captain Is Practicing His Poetry...

Ok, maybe i took that a little far...

[Vorchild]

Gary Larson is the best, though Adams is pretty disturbing. But no more comic a day calendars! Ah well.

HIGH ELVES SUCK

Hateful Irreputed Grotesque High Elves Value Every Shiny, Suspended, and Utterly Crappy Keg.

DRUCHII RULE

Dangerously Ruthless Urchins of Crazed Havoc I Irresponsibly Rule with Utterly Lothing Embellishment

My best attempt. Sorry. They needed to say something though. Didn't they...