You know you play too much warhammer when...

Hainzy · Post by **Hainzy** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:14 am

When before going to sleep every night you sit and admire your Dark Elf army with nothing but the red light cast by your lava lamp plotting, scheming and offering your soul up khaine.
Ahh, quality time.

Cheers!
H :twisted:

Syjahel · Post by **Syjahel** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:02 am

When thinking about the major food groups, what should automatically pop into your mind but "well, bread is the gift of Isha".

Linkinhearts666 · Post by **Linkinhearts666** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:39 am

hainzy wrote:When before going to sleep every night you sit and admire your Dark Elf army with nothing but the red light cast by your lava lamp plotting, scheming and offering your soul up khaine.
Ahh, quality time.

Cheers!
H

GUILTY

You know you play/live/breathe too much warhammer when:

-Instead of saying "pass the salt" you say "pass the powdered skull"

-your boyfriend (or significant other) who got you into the hobby a year ago is now completely dumbfounded and outmatched by your superior knowledge. particuarly if your a girl

-your idea of a great way to spend your anniversary is to actually sit at home and paint =D

/sigh. so glad I broke up with him. Now I dont even have to wait for anniversaries anymore ^____^

T'keela · Post by **T'keela** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:43 am

Bahahha.

You know you play too much warhammer when you're significant other who doesn't play says, "I had a dream about playing a game of warhammer the other day."

P.S. Brisbane is sooooooooo much better than Adelaide.

Linkinhearts666 · Post by **Linkinhearts666** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:42 pm

T'Keela wrote:Bahahha.

You know you play too much warhammer when you're significant other who doesn't play says, "I had a dream about playing a game of warhammer the other day."

P.S. Brisbane is sooooooooo much better than Adelaide.

NAHUH! Adelaide rocks it fer real

. Its cos Im here and... welll its colder so Druchii thrive better ^___^

You know you play too much warhammer when you claim that your hometown is better than somebody elses because Dark Elves would survive their more comfortably =DD

Demetrius · Post by **Demetrius** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:23 am

Im pretty sure Melbourne is better than Brisbane and Adelaide...

Linkinhearts666 · Post by **Linkinhearts666** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:19 am

MAYBE! But as I stated, its colder here so we Druchii thriveee. More Cold Ones and Hydras

And believe me theres plenny of witch elves floatin about as well

Farodin · Post by **Farodin** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:36 pm

Linkinhearts666 wrote: And believe me theres plenny of witch elves floatin about as well

I believe it is time for me to move to Adelaide

xD.

You also know that you play to much warhammer when you want to take horseriding lessons so you can put on that chaos knight suit and stalk the woods trying to scare old people by charging them

(that was told to me by my WH buddy :shock:

lol).
... when you try to solve discussions with your parents by rolling a D6.
... when you say : "you can only hit me on 5's!" Right before someone hits you in your face..

-Farodin

Post by **Calisson** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:42 pm

The proof that I play too much WH is made now that I realize that WE no longer means Week End to me.
Can't imagine how it would be if I owned at least one Witch Elve unit...

As a matter of fact,

what did I do during the last 12 months?

played ~30 games of WHB,
went 'bout 12 times to WH local shop,
bought 20 boxes or so,
painted around 50 models,
created the fluff for my models with extensive search in the Internet,
wrote some dozen of elaborated articles for the D.R.A.I.C.H.,
wrote 700 posts approx,
and edited the same amount,
welcomed many newbies,
read many, many more posts,

...and what?
What did I do else during the 52 Week Ends and many more evenings?
...
I just wasted my time. :cry:

Sarubel · Post by **Sarubel** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:13 pm

When you wish you could use a raider or cold one instead of driving a normal car to work.

Dreadlordhauclir · Post by **Dreadlordhauclir** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:38 pm

You know you play too much warhammer when you convince an ex (who you're still on good terms with) that "Blood for the Blood Drive" is a good slogan for the annual school blood drive...

Its true....sad, but true

Didn't get my wife into WH...she IS currently painting 30+ halflings for LoTR...so...Partial success, I guess?

Thenick18 · Post by **Thenick18** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:49 pm

...when you copy and paste these saying in an email to a fellow warhammer player

Linkinhearts666 · Post by **Linkinhearts666** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:43 pm

...when you copy and paste these saying in an email to a fellow warhammer player

haha now THATS CRICKET!

you know you play too much warhammer when somebody asks you to describe something to them, you use the names of citadel paints to explain the colouration

Kurl-soulrender · Post by **Kurl-soulrender** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:07 pm

you know you play too much warhammer when somebody asks you to describe something to them, you use the names of citadel paints to explain the colouration

-Haha, nice one.

You know you play too much warhammer, when you trip and fall, and screams! NOO my brand new paint job will crack off!

You know you play too much warhammer, when your friend (who stands behind you) shouts, ''hey look'' and you answer: ''Cant turn/pivot damnit, used all my movement this turn!''

Goblin stalker · Post by **Goblin stalker** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:57 am

... when you put off studying for tomorrow's final by spending hours on a warhammer forum

.... when the only complaint from your fiance about the models covering the table is that you didn't leave room for hers

Yemeth · Post by **Yemeth** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:37 am

when 'you're stubborn!' becomes a compliment.

Kurl-soulrender · Post by **Kurl-soulrender** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:30 pm

When someone says to you: ''Your stupidity knows no limits!'' and your correct it with: ''Actually it does, i did not roll over 8 this time on my dices''?

Syjahel · Post by **Syjahel** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:45 am

- when you step out into an unexpectedly foggy street, and your automatic thought is 'Damn, forgot my nightmask'.

- when you are about to extol the virtues of cider from the well-known French region of Brettonnia ... just in time you remember it's not called that in real life.

- when you arrange for - and get - time off work to play Warhammer. I have to admit, I'm pretty pleased with that one

But yes ... maybe a tad too much.

Tzelok · Post by **Tzelok** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:04 pm

Syjahel wrote:
- when you arrange for - and get - time off work to play Warhammer. I have to admit, I'm pretty pleased with that one But yes ... maybe a tad too much.

HAHAHAHA I took this upcoming week off to paint some of my units and get a few games in too. I usually work fulltime and go to school fulltime, so it seemed to me I had no other option. Also:

-When you're at work and spend more time on Druchii.net than returning your emails....

Kefka · Post by **Kefka** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:03 am

Okay, so I had to get a blood test today, and I hate needles....
Lets just say when I woke up on the clinic floor I said: "Damn, failed my terror check."

Vaari · Post by **Vaari** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:36 am

- when your GF asks you "are you going to miss me?" since your going up to visit the folks for a week during the semester break and you reply " Nah, I'll be fine, I have like 30 or so warriors I need to convert to RxB's and dad has ample amounts of gesso and brake fluid". Then upon seeing the raised eyebrow, you realise you failed your stupidity check, but she passed her restrain frenzy check so everything will be ok..(she has high Ld)

Demetrius · Post by **Demetrius** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:22 am

Vaari wrote:- when your GF asks you "are you going to miss me?" since your going up to visit the folks for a week during the semester break and you reply " Nah, I'll be fine, I have like 30 or so warriors I need to convert to RxB's and dad has ample amounts of gesso and brake fluid". Then upon seeing the raised eyebrow, you realise you failed your stupidity check, but she passed her restrain frenzy check so everything will be ok..(she has high Ld)

Wheres that "like" button?

Masterofdarkness · Post by **Masterofdarkness** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:31 pm

When either your toast at your wedding, your eulogy or a speech in your honor contain references to past warhammer victories

When your tombstone has your win - tie - loss record

When you spend 3 hours driving around to find the model stripping agent to safely(for your models) take the paint off only to realize you forgot to pick up the food you initially left your house for.

Post by **Drainial** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:40 pm

When you realise that you know the histories of Brettonia and the Empire better than those of France and Germany.

Desmodeus · Post by **Desmodeus** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:30 pm

- When the neds in your old highschool called you a 'goff' (neds can't seem the pronounce 'th' sounds) you pointed out you weren't big and green...

- Your girlfriend not only laughed, but adopted this comeback herself...

- Her friend understood the refference and informed her she was spending too much time with you.

May I also point out, all of these are true?