Druchii.net

This is very self explanatory.

Ill start:
when you refer to the army you play in the first person(e.g. we, the druchii, pride ourselves in the torture we cause)




(if this is already exsistant, sorry but I couldnt find it)

You watch fantasy/science fiction and consider the statistics and characteristics of the people/creatures on screen.

Despite this not happening often, as most fantasy fiction stems from a group of work that is already in a game in one form or another

...you use your 1-hour lunch break to make army lists... all the time.

You remember the 1304013401 different times this thread has come up!
Too true... -Lyhne

Haha just kidding man.

When you use your iphone notes application solely for army list building.

-Rex

when you dress up for halloween as a Warhammer character.

When you dress up as a Warhammer character at any other time than Halloween.

When you read a company logo that say for instance "BG hardware" and automatically fill in "Black Guard Hardware" in your head...

when, unlike builders who think in 6 by 4, you think in 48" by 72".

when you fall off your bike and pass your ward save.

When you yell at 2 people fighting that no one charged so they aren't supposed to be in combat phase.

you tell a girl at the pub that the way to avoid a creepy guy is to get out of his charge arc.

Really and truly.

Layne wrote:you tell a girl at the pub that the way to avoid a creepy guy is to get out of his charge arc.

Really and truly.

Telling her that might cause her to identify you as yet another creepy guy though...

You know you play too much when you'd rather catch public transport so you to work so you don't have to pay for petrol and parking than miss out on the latest WD (although, lately the WDs have been less than unsatisfying so I drive to work now and my employer pays for the parking so it's a no-brainer - and proves I don't play too much, sadly. I hardly get in two games in a whole long month.)

HUZZAH!

when you classify people by race and I'm not talking about white or black...

when you start spending all of your payments on warhammer, and afterwards begs your friends for food money

When driving late at night in the ghetto you pull up short at a stop light to keep the shifty looking pedestrian 'in your charge arc' in case you need to 'do impact hits' to avoid a carjacking.

Ghetto = Oakland (124 homicides last year)

When you have to follow that statement with BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

You yell at your professor of Geography that the world map is wrong and point out that Ulthuan is missing as your first statement.

...When playing chees with your friend and says: Ok, now it is a shooting phase! Or "Your queen killed my pod? So I won - numerous and ranks versus one wound, you need to pass breaktest". Or "To eat my knight you must pass the fear-test"... Or "You think you kill my bishop, bwa-ha-ha, he have an ASF rule!".

P.S. I really think that terror-causing queen moving 20" it is soooo druchii )

...you carry 2 D6 at any given time, just in case you need to take a leadership test...ya know, to see if you should approach the girl eyeing you....

pops71408 wrote:when you classify people by race and I'm not talking about white or black...

I do that!

When you look in your bookshelf and find that you can't find your book behind all of the WD

When you d6 it to make life decisions...that might have pushed me over the edge to join the Air National Guard...

When you see a kindergarden on a field trip and stays 8 yards away from them just in case theres fanatics hiding amongst them.

Irtehdar wrote:When you see a kindergarden on a field trip and stays 8 yards away from them just in case theres fanatics hiding amongst them.

AWESOME


Hmm having a terms test for a chem paper rescheduled so you could buy a Stompa the day it was released in stores. Even when you don't own an Ork army or even play 40k. You also spent your rent money on it.

Is there really anything such as playing too much WHB?

...

... or possibly when my son used to tell me all the time that I was an evil elf and I had to tell him that no, I'm no elf, I'm your dad so you better learn an behave as I tell you?

... or nowadays, when I have to tell him that OK, he shows a remarkable dwarven spirit, but, no, he is not a dwarf so please stop grumbling, once for good?


oh, yes, I am tempted to say that YOU are playing too much warhammer when it prevents you to write a good article for the D.R.A.I.C.H. ... no, just kidding, the intent of the D.R.A.I.C.H. is for everyone to play warhammer better, not to have anyone play less in order to get some fame.
(see how I can advertise while staying on topic! )

you realize that you cant eat the pizza you ordered because your hands are full of paint and you still have a couple units to go