Assassins in witches

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Assassins in witches

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Does an assassin that was hiding in a witch unit need to be depicted in bra, panties, fishnets and high heels?
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The Assassins and the Witches both worship Khaine, and they're both equally bloodthirsty, so I'm sure they could fit in nicely. Besides, in their drunken stupor, I'm pretty sure the Assassin won't have any trouble blending in.

Really, I don't think there would be much of a need to convert one since Assassins are supposed to be male anyway (unless the Temple has started training cross-dressing Assassins...?).
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I think the OP was speaking about enemies recognizing an assassin amongst the witchelves from afar, and hence the assassin would need to..."fit it" (ergo wear a bra, fishnets, panties and high heels.)

This makes me wanna convert one of my Assassins :D
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Assassin in bikini mail... ingenious idea!.. :p
The biggest problem with this conversion would be to make your opponent believe that this thing is thought to be an assa and not a DH.
Seriously, I think witches move that fast and wildly that the assa dos not have to do much to not be recognized pro afar.
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Well if you start like this
What about shadowblade? he hides in enemy units.
He paints himself green, goes to the gym to work out and wears high heels and then calls himself an orc? :P
Or maybe he dresses himself up as santa and says he's a dwarf..
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What about shadowblade? he hides in enemy units.


Or goes on a hungerstrike to blend in with skeletons.
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You underestimate our Assassins. If you want to convert an Assassin dressed as Witch Elf, you take a Witch Elf, and paint it. An Assassin pretending to be a Witch Elf looks exactly like a Witch Elf. An Assassin pretending to be an Orc looks exactly like an Orc. An Assassin pretending to be a teacup looks exactly like a teacup. And an Assassin pretending to be an eccentric Nobel Peace Prize winner who has a terminal disease will win an Oscar.
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Rabidnid wrote:Does an assassin that was hiding in a witch unit need to be depicted in bra, panties, fishnets and high heels?


Heh, Mental image of a witch ripping off her bra and undies to reveal... a full black cloak and a dozen weapons... :?

All the enemies will be retching because they thought 'she' was the hottest of the witches too...
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sulla wrote:Heh, Mental image of a witch ripping off her bra and undies to reveal... a full black cloak and a dozen weapons... :?


HAHA great mental image
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sulla wrote:
Heh, Mental image of a witch ripping off her bra and undies to reveal... a full black cloak and a dozen weapons... :?


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Mictian wrote:He paints himself green, goes to the gym to work out and wears high heels and then calls himself an orc? :P
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So that he's tall enough, though there are better ways.
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i think the better way of seeing it is that the assassin hides in shadow. if an enemy can see an assassin (thats unrevealed) from afar then the assassin isn't doing such a good job of hiding is he?
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sulla wrote:
Rabidnid wrote:Does an assassin that was hiding in a witch unit need to be depicted in bra, panties, fishnets and high heels?


Heh, Mental image of a witch ripping off her bra and undies to reveal... a full black cloak and a dozen weapons... :?

All the enemies will be retching because they thought 'she' was the hottest of the witches too...


That is technically impossible...

How can girls rip off their Bras and Panties to reveal Cloak and Weapons?! Obviously you have not seen girls strip before have you? LOL

Unfortunately, "she" have to dress like a Witch Elf. Considering the fact Elves are slender and hairless creature, I do not think Cross Dressing will be too much of a problem.

In addition, I believe Assassins do employ some Dark Magic to conceal themselves as well.
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SaDiStIcItY wrote:
sulla wrote:Heh, Mental image of a witch ripping off her bra and undies to reveal... a full black cloak and a dozen weapons... :?

All the enemies will be retching because they thought 'she' was the hottest of the witches too...


That is technically impossible...

How can girls rip off their Bras and Panties to reveal Cloak and Weapons?! Obviously you have not seen girls strip before have you? LOL

Bet'cha Monty Python could do it.

Here's hoping they discover a humour gene one day...
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Duffman327 wrote:i think the better way of seeing it is that the assassin hides in shadow. if an enemy can see an assassin (thats unrevealed) from afar then the assassin isn't doing such a good job of hiding is he?


The best place to hide is right infront of your opponent....

Or something like that. got it from Assassins Creed :)

There is a cloak which has magic woven into it (casts steed of shadows or something), prehaps thats the same kind of thing for hiding in other units? Like that cloak in LoTr that frodo and sam have which make an illusion?
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