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Great I'll pick him up about 8pm, is that OK? Don't worry about a leash I'm sure some of the ladies will be wearing theirs..........

"Quick hide! The monsters comein-"
"What?" Malekithau sanps in Sureal faces, obviously suspicius that he was telling his table to hide, "Who are you talking to?"
"N-no one."
A voice bigins to to talk, but is quikly kicked into submission by Sureal's feet.
"Who's under the table Sureal? Best tell me before I get mad."
"Your all ready mad - you want to have a an orgy with my wives, boyfreinds and girlfreinds."
Sureal's table seems to pick up by its self and begins to wander towards the door.
"It's a magical table - yes that it...magical..."

Having an orgy with the wives, boyfriends and girlfriends of the Five while they are in council.....

And you can sleep with my "boyfriends" all you want...They really need the action, seeing as how I refuse to give them any!

And you can sleep with my "boyfriends" all you want...They really need the action, seeing as how I refuse to give them any!

With a name like Dungeon God I thought you'd have half a dozen chained up in leather "just in case".

I've done that with some girls *seeing the strange looks people are giving him, Sureal wanaders off into the shadows...*

how interesting.....

malekithau wrote:

And you can sleep with my "boyfriends" all you want...They really need the action, seeing as how I refuse to give them any!

With a name like Dungeon God I thought you'd have half a dozen chained up in leather "just in case".

It's a roleplaying reference, as in D&D-not that type of roleplaying! Damn, I just keep making it worse, don't I?

Heh, never really thought of my name that way...maybe I should join in with Sureal, D&B and Steja in the Name-Changing Frenzy that seems to have taken over these boards recently...

If you really want to.

So says Sureal who us to be Sir Wazzok who use to be Sureal who use to be Sureal (just trying this out) who use to be Sureal.

This orgy stuff is getting way out of hand. Lets get back to talk miniature wargames like adults!

Well...............................................this is just wierd, who is in the five now-a-days anyway, and who left???

OK, me, Sureal, DA, Dekhelan are in. D&B will be when he gets back. I am the high prophet, we have a bard, and something else. DA? *turns the stage over*

Am I the "something else"?

mmmm.............okie dokie then

Darius Foulblood wrote:PS: If anybody reading this is a Hot French Maid, please PM any of the Five to discuss working hours and salary. Please. Thank you.

Edit, pm DA so he can conduct the interview

Sex, Drugs and Table-top Wargames the lotta yez!

Nice to see Death & Binky back again...........

It's permanent! I have more time now as I just got kicked outta my band for "giving the singer cheek" I keep forgetting: I'm not the leader, I'm just the ego I am a true artiste... BTW how d'you upload avatars? Is it possible? Because I've got a totally amazing one!

Go to the gallery and I'm sure steja left instructions there how to do it.

The 5 is 5 once more then so I need to fire Darious Foulblood now then!

Sorry to hear about the band, lets hope you're gonna have a career which goes the same way as Robbie Williams or Tina Turner when they left their bands, and you don't imitate the fifth Beatle!!

The 5 is 5 once more... I am reborn ahead of schedule! Darius begone! I shall take up the title "Comedian of the Five" (I'm sorry but whatever you guys say, I was here before all the rest of you fivers 'cept Sureal and therefore I am the comedian of Druchii.net (A crappy one but nevertheless I was the FIRST!... ))

BTW: The name changing craze is because of me! MWAHAHAHAHA :P:shock:

P.S. I hurt my toe

You are without doubt the first comedian but I am the one who brought us all together and now the 5 is 5ive once more.

Joyous times for all

Just upload the avartar in the gallery and moan at Kitrik untill he uploads them.

What can I be? The thing of the five ?

Oh well - after kicking out half of the origional members of your band I'm not surprised that decided to let you rot...

The High prophet of the Five Speaks!

"And Lo, the one with the baby toy shall return, and he shall bring the funny back with him! And the death of his name shall rebirth an ancient one in is soul! The Five shall be reunited, and the land shall ring with laughter! The high prophet has spoken, let it be so."

Baby toy ?

Nice prophecy by the way .

And so the... um... one of the members of the five tries to draw:

[Insert pic here]

EDIT: and fails (click here tp see what it was MENT to be {yes - I know it's crap but it was only a test})

EDIT: and the link didn't work either... I'll try to fix it.

EDIT: Lookit this - three times!
I just found out that I just broke a rule and so no one can acess that page... oh well.

EDIT: OK - hopefully this is ythe last time i'll need to edit!!! Just gotta get rid of the pic.

Baby toy ?

A Binky? You know, those things little kids suck on...

Oh - yeah I know them (only in England they're called dumbys... so yes I can see who you make the conection).