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Post by Elvenknight »

The three tree huggers were marching to the city of Langanoo
When one fell into a pile of goo.
Unable to get him out the group now numbered two.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" untill you can find a big stick.

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Two litle Woodies thought that now they were done,
a Dragon thought else and now there are one.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Alith anar »

(Korhedron, !lol! good one... and the sig rocks as well :D)

The last little woodie was all alone
picked up his bow and went to go home
he came to the forest and let out a cheer
that felled a tree and created a smear...

Allright, new one! Hmm... trolls? That ought to be funny! I'll just pass the torch now :)
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Post by Kondheron »

Thanks Alith. BTW, it's Kondheron. (A cheap ripoff from the name in the armybook.)
Trolls sound good. Anyone?
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Unholy_hamster »

10 little trolls sat on the battlefield merrily picking their noses
9 was left after after the dwarfs turned their cannons on their gobbo masters forces
Hamsters rule
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Nine lanky trolls went on a course to gain weight.
One drank cement and now there are eight.
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Got to love that Wizened Toad. !lol!

Eight little Trolls said Arbaalennen.
That made Arbaal angry so now there are seven.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Elvenknight »

Seven silly troll began throwing bricks
One couldn't do a Matrix dodge and now there are six
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Post by Slann master »

6 stinking trolls thought they were funny by puking on empire soldiers and doing their jive, until the hellblaster volley gun got them in his sights and now there are 5.
Nothing is greater than killing a General with your magic.
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Post by Wizened toad »

The five foolish trolls started baiting a boar
When up came its rider to even the score:
Badruk 'Eadsplitta is vicious, for sure,
Five trolls there were but now there are four.

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Post by Tushmeister »

lol,they are funny

:oops:sirens taste like cheesecake
This time those elves in pyjamas wont escape
Sir,we didnt want to!
Not you the ponses
We didnt,i swear!
NOT YOU!THE HIGH ELVES YOU IDIOT!
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Four little Trolls wanted to see,
one made some glasses, got smart, so now there are three.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Arch angel »

!lol! !lol! !lol!

Be away for a few days, but is back in town

:shock: :P
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Three little trolls were laughing at Boo,
But the little Jezzail shot and now there are two
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Post by Slothy »

Make that thread sticky...it will go forever... :)
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No one laughes at Boo :evil:

I will be overrunned by the mighty Dire Hamsters :twisted:
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Post by Jehdol »

Two little trolls lost in the dark,
Along came a witch elf in the stark,
One troll said "i see you bum"
No need to guess, then there was one.
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Post by Kondheron »

I agree with Slothy. Make this sticky. I wonder how many pages it will be next year. :shock:

The last little troll drank a mix and got ill,
he puked out his guts so now there are nil.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Tushmeister »

lol,this is funny!

:D

sorry,didnt realise i had already replied
This time those elves in pyjamas wont escape
Sir,we didnt want to!
Not you the ponses
We didnt,i swear!
NOT YOU!THE HIGH ELVES YOU IDIOT!
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Post by Slann master »

Now how about this

100 high elf spearmen....someone start it, i cant think of anything that rhymes with 99...
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Post by Jehdol »

100 elf spearmen, all in a line
one fell over, then there were 99
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Post by Jehdol »

99 spearmen all running late,
One got trampled, then there was 98
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Post by Jehdol »

98 Spearmen tried to conquer Heaven,
One fell off the clouds, then there was 97
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Post by Jehdol »

97 Spearmen sharpening sticks
one slipped with his knife, there were now 96
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Post by Jehdol »

96 High Elf Spearmen and 95 wives,
To make things fair they killed one, now there are 95
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