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Elvenknight
Elf on the Altar with the Axe
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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by Elvenknight » Tue Oct 28, 2003 9:01 am
The three tree huggers were marching to the city of Langanoo
When one fell into a pile of goo.
Unable to get him out the group now numbered two.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" untill you can find a big stick.
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Kondheron
Highborn
Posts: 731 Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:42 pm
Location: Sweden
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by Kondheron » Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:00 am
Two litle Woodies thought that now they were done, a Dragon thought else and now there are one.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
Alith anar
Shadowking
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by Alith anar » Sat Nov 01, 2003 4:27 pm
(Korhedron,
good one... and the sig rocks as well
)
The last little woodie was all alone
picked up his bow and went to go home
he came to the forest and let out a cheer
that felled a tree and created a smear...
Allright, new one! Hmm... trolls? That ought to be funny! I'll just pass the torch now
Kondheron
Highborn
Posts: 731 Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:42 pm
Location: Sweden
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by Kondheron » Sat Nov 01, 2003 5:14 pm
Thanks Alith. BTW, it's Kondheron. (A cheap ripoff from the name in the armybook.) Trolls sound good. Anyone?
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
Unholy_hamster
Executioner
Posts: 174 Joined: Tue Aug 05, 2003 11:36 pm
Location: Sitting in a dark dank tower plotting the downfall of the civilized races occasionaly going Mwahaha
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by Unholy_hamster » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:36 pm
10 little trolls sat on the battlefield merrily picking their noses
9 was left after after the dwarfs turned their cannons on their gobbo masters forces
Hamsters rule
Wizened toad
Shade
Posts: 108 Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:51 pm
Location: It's that....like.....y'know.....thing
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by Wizened toad » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:44 pm
Nine lanky trolls went on a course to gain weight.
One drank cement and now there are eight.
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Kondheron
Highborn
Posts: 731 Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:42 pm
Location: Sweden
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by Kondheron » Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:40 pm
Got to love that Wizened Toad. Eight little Trolls said Arbaalennen. That made Arbaal angry so now there are seven.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
Elvenknight
Elf on the Altar with the Axe
Posts: 1042 Joined: Fri Jun 28, 2002 12:19 am
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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by Elvenknight » Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:45 pm
Seven silly troll began throwing bricks
One couldn't do a Matrix dodge and now there are six
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" untill you can find a big stick.
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Slann master
Dark Rider
Posts: 143 Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:26 pm
Location: Tlaxtlan( Great Temple City of Lizardmen)
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by Slann master » Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:52 am
6 stinking trolls thought they were funny by puking on empire soldiers and doing their jive, until the hellblaster volley gun got them in his sights and now there are 5.
Nothing is greater than killing a General with your magic.
Wizened toad
Shade
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Location: It's that....like.....y'know.....thing
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by Wizened toad » Sun Nov 02, 2003 11:01 am
The five foolish trolls started baiting a boar
When up came its rider to even the score:
Badruk 'Eadsplitta is vicious, for sure,
Five trolls there were but now there are four.
Cheers Kondheron - great sig
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Tushmeister
Trainee Warrior
Posts: 43 Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:17 pm
Location: Somewhere in a big wheel of cheese, at least it talks to me
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by Tushmeister » Sun Nov 02, 2003 1:18 pm
lol,they are funny
sirens taste like cheesecake
This time those elves in pyjamas wont escape
Sir,we didnt want to!
Not you the ponses
We didnt,i swear!
NOT YOU!THE HIGH ELVES YOU IDIOT!
Kondheron
Highborn
Posts: 731 Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:42 pm
Location: Sweden
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by Kondheron » Mon Nov 03, 2003 5:15 pm
Four little Trolls wanted to see, one made some glasses, got smart, so now there are three.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
Slothy
Cold One Knight
Posts: 208 Joined: Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:49 am
Location: Athens,Greece
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by Slothy » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:12 am
Three little trolls were laughing at Boo,
But the little Jezzail shot and now there are two
Slothy
Cold One Knight
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by Slothy » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:14 am
Make that thread sticky...it will go forever...
Arch angel
Beastmaster
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Location: Gone
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by Arch angel » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:47 am
No one laughes at Boo
I will be overrunned by the mighty Dire Hamsters
Gone
Jehdol
Slave (off the Altar)
Posts: 14 Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:52 am
Location: New Zealand
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by Jehdol » Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:00 am
Two little trolls lost in the dark,
Along came a witch elf in the stark,
One troll said "i see you bum"
No need to guess, then there was one.
Harden Up!
Kondheron
Highborn
Posts: 731 Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:42 pm
Location: Sweden
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by Kondheron » Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:48 pm
I agree with Slothy. Make this sticky. I wonder how many pages it will be next year. The last little troll drank a mix and got ill, he puked out his guts so now there are nil.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
Tushmeister
Trainee Warrior
Posts: 43 Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:17 pm
Location: Somewhere in a big wheel of cheese, at least it talks to me
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by Tushmeister » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:33 pm
lol,this is funny!
sorry,didnt realise i had already replied
This time those elves in pyjamas wont escape
Sir,we didnt want to!
Not you the ponses
We didnt,i swear!
NOT YOU!THE HIGH ELVES YOU IDIOT!
Slann master
Dark Rider
Posts: 143 Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:26 pm
Location: Tlaxtlan( Great Temple City of Lizardmen)
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by Slann master » Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:04 pm
Now how about this
100 high elf spearmen....someone start it, i cant think of anything that rhymes with 99...
Nothing is greater than killing a General with your magic.
Jehdol
Slave (off the Altar)
Posts: 14 Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:52 am
Location: New Zealand
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by Jehdol » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:31 am
100 elf spearmen, all in a line
one fell over, then there were 99
Harden Up!
Jehdol
Slave (off the Altar)
Posts: 14 Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:52 am
Location: New Zealand
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by Jehdol » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:33 am
99 spearmen all running late,
One got trampled, then there was 98
Harden Up!
Jehdol
Slave (off the Altar)
Posts: 14 Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:52 am
Location: New Zealand
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by Jehdol » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:34 am
98 Spearmen tried to conquer Heaven,
One fell off the clouds, then there was 97
Harden Up!
Jehdol
Slave (off the Altar)
Posts: 14 Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:52 am
Location: New Zealand
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by Jehdol » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:36 am
97 Spearmen sharpening sticks
one slipped with his knife, there were now 96
Harden Up!
Jehdol
Slave (off the Altar)
Posts: 14 Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:52 am
Location: New Zealand
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by Jehdol » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:39 am
96 High Elf Spearmen and 95 wives,
To make things fair they killed one, now there are 95
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Harden Up!