Even from turn on i knew i was toasted.
In round one, half of my army rolls one on animosity, most notibly both my squig units.
Alltough one of my 20 man strong orc units roll a 6, they cant see an enemy so of course they storm straight in a wood area, the funny thing is that for the rest of the game that same unit keeps on rolling one's for animosity so they never leave the forest untill the 6th round.
Now, when my units finaly get their act together and start moving my giant manages to get charged by 2 beasts of nurge (a truly bad situation) the bad situation isnt exactly improved by the fact that i keep on rolling the headbutt result, so of course after a few round my giant fall, over my other 20 orc unit, killing 6 of them.
You may be asking where my hero was? well he was with my 19 strong unit of black orcs (with him they would be 20)
They get the charge against my oponents unit of bloodletters, i go for 2 hand weapons of my black orcs, hoping to bring em down, but nooooo not a single attack even hit em.
Now one would think that a warboss would do better... yeah right he couldnt even hit either.
And lets not talk about my night goblins, when the fanatics where released, they all stoped like one or 2 inches away from the oponent and decided to turn around and mow down the goblins.
And my squigs, ugh what a mess.
When they finaly get into close combat they fail to kill anything, they just get themselves killed and flees, but they wild squigs might be able to drag some daemons down, but noo, draging down goblins and orcs are a completley diferent thing tough.
Now back to the oc unit fighting with themselves in the woods, in round 5 a great unclean one enters the forest, by round 6 my orcs spot it, after having done nothing the entire game they see this bigh daemon that they might be able to bring down by static combat resolution, but they i just have to roll two 6es on my terror test, and thus my last unit is sent fleeing.
Under that game my oponent gained every single point from me while i managed to get 100pouints for killing one beast of nurgle.
The entre game was against me, or to be honest it was mostly the dices, how hard can it be to roll 3 or higher when you want to roll high and elow 5 when you want to roll low? apearently its horrible hard.
While playing with Dark Elves however, just make you want to sit in a corner and cradle yourself back to sanity.
