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Which, if you read a certain white dwarf creature feature you will notise are all lobotomised presumably at birth and so will in no way attempt to atack you or even strugle.
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Everyone knows that they eat Keebler cookies. Elfen magic, after all. With a little slave carpaccio on top.

Either that or...pizza!
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HatesHighElves wrote:Everyone knows that they eat Keebler cookies. Elfen magic, after all. With a little slave carpaccio on top.



Lol! that's gotta go in my signature. Mind if I use it?
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i think that druchii must have a diet like vikings, or those civilizations of way north had... a lot of fish, some cows-goats... and so on. Nobles and Highborn (even temple kin) are other story, as they are rich
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There isn't much that's edable on a human. The Liver has the most nutrience, while the rest is, for lack of a better word, junkfood body parts. Few DE atualy eat their own kin (Why it's emphisized heavily with whitchelves and the manflayers.)
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Saint of M wrote:There isn't much that's edable on a human. The Liver has the most nutrience, while the rest is, for lack of a better word, junkfood body parts. Few DE atualy eat their own kin (Why it's emphisized heavily with whitchelves and the manflayers.)
Have you been watching Manswers again? :P
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For centuries the Innuit lived off of fish, seal and wales, while trading with the various nations of the south.
Naggaroth isnt as barren as the tundra, more like Canada, but much colder in the summer. Thus for plants you have nuts, certain grasses, berries, even cedar can be made into tea for vitamin C. How else would Shades survive. No, the only agrarian sources the Druchii would have, would be livestock and Clar Karond.
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As to Druchii crops, you know, poppies will grow most anywhere...
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Aleraen wrote:
Saint of M wrote:There isn't much that's edable on a human. The Liver has the most nutrience, while the rest is, for lack of a better word, junkfood body parts. Few DE atualy eat their own kin (Why it's emphisized heavily with whitchelves and the manflayers.)
Have you been watching Manswers again? :P


Maybe.

In any case, Karon kar is the only place where you cn grow cropts. But much like the Norse man of the Middleages, winters for them were long and harsh, so raiding was the only real viable option for getting food and such.
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Arnold Layne wrote:As to Druchii crops, you know, poppies will grow most anywhere...


Druchii don't live in Holland :D
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Saint of M wrote:
Aleraen wrote:
Saint of M wrote:There isn't much that's edable on a human. The Liver has the most nutrience, while the rest is, for lack of a better word, junkfood body parts. Few DE atualy eat their own kin (Why it's emphisized heavily with whitchelves and the manflayers.)
Have you been watching Manswers again? :P


Maybe.

In any case, Karon kar is the only place where you cn grow cropts. But much like the Norse man of the Middleages, winters for them were long and harsh, so raiding was the only real viable option for getting food and such.
Somewhat earlier in this thread, I believe it was stated that Clar Karond was the more arable area, as it's furthest south. Karond Kar is nearly as far north as Ghrond.
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Clar Karond is the bread basket of Naggaroth. The dark elves rely heavily on raids and such, but even in an off year they don't go hungry.
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