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Here comes Santa Clausson's Season's Greedings:

Ho Ho Ho!

<singing>
Arr! We show you a Merry Cutlass,

Arr! We show you a Merry Cutlass,

Arr! We show you a Merry Cutlass,

and a happy Corsair!


So what gift do you have for my raiding party?


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- Good news, the slaves!
X-mas is coming, my Master told me everyone should rejoice.
For the next 20 days, you'll receive half the whip and double the food!
I'm telling you now so you can rejoice, too!
- < weak > yeeeah!

(...)

- Good news, the cold ones!
X-mas is coming, my Master told me everyone should rejoice.
In 20 days, you'll receive some fatty slaves!
I'm telling you now so you have time to realize and rejoice, too!
- < weak > Mmmmghlr?

Rip them, tear them, and proffer their blood to Khaine!

general speaking to underling who made a big mistake:

i'm actually considering taking nauglir in my army now

"Do not despair, or else i'll feed you to the nauglir" - general to his warriors

"For Nagarythe and the Witch-king! Charge! ... I said charge, you stupid beast!" - cold one knight to his mount

Highborn on Black Dragon wrote:
"For Nagarythe and the Witch-king! Charge! ... I said charge, you stupid beast!" - cold one knight to his mount

maybe it helps when you say FOOD!!! instead of charge

gramash wrote:

Highborn on Black Dragon wrote:
"For Nagarythe and the Witch-king! Charge! ... I said charge, you stupid beast!" - cold one knight to his mount

maybe it helps when you say FOOD!!! instead of charge

Sadly no

The problem with Cold Ones is you can't smack them on the ass to make them run faster.

You can, but then they turn around in circles trying to see what it was.

the gods forgive, dark elves hate forever

you can run, but you just die tired

If you have more to say edit your previous post, please don't create a new one. I have done it for you this time, thanks

-Drainial

"They say killing is wrong... Maybe they just aren't doing it correctly."

"Please stop screaming, I enjoy the silence."

"Those who run get it in the back!"

"I'm ready! My Lord is ready! My nauglir... is not paying attention!"

Adapted from Guild Wars; they have a few good ones, but only a few apply here.

Honour in defeat and compromise is no honour, thou shallt strive to victory through all means possible. Victory in its self is the only honour.

- the Fifth of the Thirteen Truths of the Druchii

Though I walk through the shadow the the vally of death I shall fear no evil, because I've got a big stick, and I'm the meanest mother f***er in the vally.- So not exactly right style, but the sentement is there.

There is no god but God
- Prereformationism, now considered kafir by drukh-wahhabi

"As you walk the path of ambition, be sure not to trip over the bodies."

"Death awaits you! You have made a covenant with Khaine, and with Hell you are in agreement! The way of our God has been shown to you! Stay not to kill and be killed! Embrace Khaine and thou shalt be saved! Saved from the slow, agonizing death we shall rain down upon you. We are Khaines host and you will bow before the Cauldron where you will be granted one of the greatest honours a sinner can. To have your life and soul delivered to the God of Murder himself!

... Khaine loves a sinner, come to his understanding!"

Khaine is for the bloody brainless.
Slaanesh & Atharti are for the lazy.
Ereth Khial is for the dark underworld.
Fortunately, there is Hekarti for the smart traveller!

Hi
"Could it be
yours is mine
mine is mine"
(the original spanish is:
"lo tuyo es mio
y lo mio mio)

In hatred we fight, in blood we sing - our meals we eat, on your flayed skin.

Linked in chain, tortured in pain, your brethren lies slain, by the almighty hand of Khaine!!

"We are the most civilized race in the world. We have developed the most exquisite ways of killing people."

Something i remember reading, possibly in the sixth ed book. I'm paraphrasing though.

We should fight and kill to defend our lands, our people and our honor. The only pleasure we should take from war is matching our skills against another and we should regret the neccessity of ending lives.

-General Imserus Miinvar

Later Executed for Treason.

See also Syjahel's List, which is full of nice fun thoughts.

I must say, Dan Abnett has it all figured out.

"With hate all things are possible."

"In darkness lies eternal strength."

"Sa'an ishar!" Swords and shields!

Things like this please me.

I broke out the "with hate all things are possible" when one of my friends observing my game said my executioners didn't look like they were going to make it. Thankfully Khaine's blessings were with me that day.

Kaleth the reaper's signature has a good one:
Against dark elves;
You can run but you'll just die tired.
Or you can fight and you'll just die.

Azlann's sig is great, too:
VIOLENCE - If its not solving all your problems then you simply aren't using enough of it

Or how about my all time favourite..

"No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering!"

With the coming of the 8th edition should come new sayings.

"Never tease a chariot driver on the same side of a marsh than you."

"Cold Ones are the only mounts too stupid to understand that fire can burn"

"Stong winds of magic are sure to make Cold Ones err stupidly.
Only when the winds of magic are idle, are Cold Ones bright."
(this is a sorceress' saying, obviously).

"Dagger and miscasts are the plagues of the bodyguards."

"With a dagger-happy level 4 to escort, who needs foes?"

"He was breathless as a hydra at the end of a battle"

"Never play hide-and-seek with a beastmaster."

"Do you know the story of the Dark Steed which couldn't run as fast as a Dwarf?
- And the story of the dragon which was slowed down by a single goblin?"

"He was as useful as the Ring of Hotek when we fight Thorek".