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Hello, member of Druchii.net.

Here are the 10 Commendments of Druchii.net:


Now that you have been informed of these most important rules that everyone here follows, you can now go ahead and spam the forum and give us moderators extra work. Thank you for your attention, have a nice annoying day.

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Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:40 pm
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Haha lethalis, what an idea. The solution for the FAQ problem,or what?
They have to read it = they wont read they
They must not it = They will read / you will be obeyed (which one do you think will be the right one?)

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Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:43 pm
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As I've already told you, it is quite amusing. Hopefully, it will make more people read them. Of course, this is assuming that they understand sarcasm. But in any case, a good idea.

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Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:48 pm
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i didnt read them and now definitly wont. Reverse sycology is just far too complicated for us simpletons

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Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:54 pm
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Well Eldacar... Instead of "Naming" it "this guide" you could call it something that would make people click it like... "Free porn" or something :)

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Rork edit: Caps hurt my eyes. Don't hurt my eyes. If you do, I will hurt your soul.


Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:06 pm
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Wait. This will be lost on the n00bs, unless this thread is irrevocably redeemed.

I bring you the power of
SARCASM SARCASM is a copyrighted registered trademark of A neutral shade of black. and Druchii.net.

I need someone to make me a .gif, you know. Have a huge "SARCASM" thing with a kind of glinty effect.

Edit: I second this "Free Porn" idea.

PS: it's commandments.

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Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:27 pm
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A neutral shade of black. wrote:
Wait. This will be lost on the n00bs, unless this thread is irrevocably redeemed.

I bring you the power of
SARCASM SARCASM is a copyrighted registered trademark of A neutral shade of black. and Druchii.net.

I need someone to make me a .gif, you know. Have a huge "SARCASM" thing with a kind of glinty effect.

Edit: I second this "Free Porn" idea.

PS: it's commandments.


If you are serious about the Sarcasm thing (haha, sounds a bit weird :) ), then i can get that for you ...

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Rork edit: Caps hurt my eyes. Don't hurt my eyes. If you do, I will hurt your soul.


Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:35 pm
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The FAQ is my sword, my post count my armour.

Now, who wants to die first?

And sarcasm? Bah - merely petit dejeuner. Sarcasm with bile and anger, on the other hand = the food of kings.

If there is anyone out there who thinks I won't beat them with a stick/sword/ansob if they don't read the FAQ, they're wrong.

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Rork wrote:
If there is anyone out there who thinks I won't beat them with a stick/sword/ansob if they don't read the FAQ, they're wrong.


Mmm, that sounds hawt. Do you want sweet manlove in the name of the old chat?

And yes, Lyhne, I am serious about the sarcasm thing. In fact, I even think it should be made an emoticon.

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A neutral shade of black. wrote:
And yes, Lyhne, I am serious about the sarcasm thing. In fact, I even think it should be made an emoticon.


Ok, about the .gif thing, I'll send you a pm, when i found out if its possible
About the emoticon... Well, i dont control that stuff, do i? :)

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Rork edit: Caps hurt my eyes. Don't hurt my eyes. If you do, I will hurt your soul.


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@Leth, ahh a bit of reverse psychology eh??? it should work well, good idea.

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Looks like a very good idea.
Did this get stickied yet? otherwise, who not!?

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Lethalis: where can i find the rules of gauntlet of power? its not in the book[/sarcasm]

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Hahahaha. Perhaps this could actually work since its more active then the stickies.

By the im with the free porn stuff. ALthough thats probably wishfull thinking.

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Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:52 pm
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You just discouraged me from reading the links and FAQs.
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What!? you didnt read them already?

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Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:24 pm
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No. Mostly because I'm not a DE player. And because reading all of the monthlies was a rather daunting prospect for me.

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Ashnari Doomsong wrote:
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You just discouraged me from reading the links and FAQs.

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It almost sounds like you havent read it. But of course you have that. eveybody have read the FAQs

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It almost sounds like you havent read it. But of course you have that. eveybody have read the FAQs

I never read them, and I turned out all right. But then, I have prior experience, so that would have done most of the work for me.

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Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:33 pm
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Yes. Eldacar is a spammer, so he knows his way around the forums (you saw that coming).

All in favour of Free Porn, say "aye." And sig this, if you have space:

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[url=http://www.druchii.net/faq.php]Free Porn![/url]

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AYE!

And Leth... forgot to ask this
"zomfg wtf R the GoP cuz ive luked butt i nev4h finded it lolol 11one!!one! so can j00 plz tell Me kthxbai"

And ANSOB, I sigged it :D ... 'Cause it was my own idea :)

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Hehe... Way to go, Leth! Reverse psychology should do the trick. It usually works with the younger generations :) Let's see how it works here :P

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Rork wrote:
The FAQ is my sword, my post count my armour.

Now, who wants to die first?

And sarcasm? Bah - merely petit dejeuner. Sarcasm with bile and anger, on the other hand = the food of kings.

If there is anyone out there who thinks I won't beat them with a stick/sword/ansob if they don't read the FAQ, they're wrong.

:badh: <-- It could be you!


Wow Rork, u r the most power hungy guy I have ever met in my life. It scares me deeply.

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I hope you don't mind me calling that a little pathetic?

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Oh well. 8) Your not the first one to use that comment against me.


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General Chaos wrote:
Wow Rork, u r the most power hungy guy I have ever met in my life. It scares me deeply.


I clearly need to introduce you to sarcasm...

Rule 1: it doesn't work on the net. Right? ;) --- Leth

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Can we introduce him to spelling as well? I hear that spelling works on the internet!

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