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Druchii sayings! There should be more! 
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There is two therms of races living in this world, there is druchii, and there is prey.

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Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:19 pm
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I like this one from Battle Star Galactica (minutely adapted), it seems very druchii :)


Which side are we o­n? We're o­n the side of the demons. We're evil creatures in the gardens of Paradise. Sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that.


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Worried dismissal: I don't want the truth! I want something I can tell Malekith!


I enjoyed these, but this one most of all :D Something like this, I think, is often heard in Naggaroth ...

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Ubergeist wrote:
Exclamation of surprise: By Morathi's tits!

Formulation of cunning: Use your enemies hand to catch a snake.

Druchii Navy Commander to captured High Elf seaman: O, I'm affraid that the Kraken will be quite operational, when your friends arrive!


Oh lawd, good ones!

Morathi to Teclis: And now, *young* Asur, you will die.
Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind.

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DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner

DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'

HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'

DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon


Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:31 am
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How about:

- "What in Malekith's name was I thinking? Why did I buy this stupid, lumbering good for nothing lizard?"

- "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse (in fact anything other than this stupid green thing I seem to have ridden to battle on).

- "Gah. When I said get me something to ride on, I obviously meant a horse, not a ridiculous reptile. Die!" (cue scene of DE Highborn skewering slave with spear)

- "When I catch the guy who traded me this lizard I'm going to make him regret he was ever born. Unfortunately, as I gave him my horse in exchange, there's no chance of me catching up with him anytime soon".

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I take it you're not a fan of the nauglir?

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DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner

DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'

HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'

DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon


Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:13 pm
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Aww ... people like you make nauglir cry! :D



... once they've worked it out a week later.

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"I do love the smell of Cold Ones in the morning."

"A dagger in your sleeve is better than a sword on your throat."

"Never shoot the Asur in the back, if you have the slightest chance of very soon slitting their throats." (adapted from Terry Pratchett)


Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:35 pm
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Kill with pleasure.

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I take it you're not a fan of the nauglir?


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Aww ... people like you make nauglir cry!


I haven't actually had that much bad luck with them stupidity wise (except one game where I was on the cusp of winning if the stupid overgrown green newts had just agreed to make the charge into the single line of archers), it's more that combined with the 14" charge they just can't reliably be counted on like most heavy cavalry. (if the odds of failing stupidity is normally 1 in 6, that's actually the same as an O&G animosity test :/)

I think they would work a lot fairer if you only rolled for stupidity IF the unit had not charged. That way you could actually line them up to get the charge without absurd risk of being countercharged due to stupidity. They would still be impeded by the ability, but not as dramatically as they are currently.

But that's off topic, so I'll shut up now =)



Another adapted saying with potential:

"Only the good die young, us Druchii will live forever" XD


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You know, as far as I see it, the problem with nauglir only exists in 'short run'. In long run, stupidity is a risk that sometimes costs you the whole battle (say, in key situations) but imho, the S4 fear steed pays off. That's only my experience, though.
Approximately in 1 of each 6-7 games, stupidity manifests itself in the (usually) worst moment possible, but it's worth it - I usually play cavalry heavy - and the profit outweights the loss (risk, sometimes fails, M7 < permanent benefit; in the long run you're better off).
Just my opinion, hate it however you like, we're Druchii in the end.

Hence... conisder not the nature, but consider what you invest and what you gain. That is the way of Druchii.

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DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner

DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'

HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'

DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon


Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:31 am
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Favorite Druchii saying from the back of 6th ed book:

"We are the most civilized race in the world, we have more exquisite ways to kill then any other."


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Druchii land lubber:
Today Ulthuan, :evil: tomorrow the world! :twisted:


Druchii Corsair:
Today the world, :D tomorrow Naggaroth! ;)

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If at first you don't succeed, kill all witnesses.

Or alternatively:

If at first you don't succeed, find a plausible scapegoat.

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This one:
I don´t want to kill HE I only want to stab them, or burn them but with hard feelings

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Ad for a hunting club:

This is the real sport!
Come and hunt the two-legged game!
Feather game: eagles, night goblins.
Furry game: bears, minotaurs, dwarves, skaven, some humans.
Green & scaly game: kroxigors, orcs, wood elves.
Big game: ogres, giants, vampires.

Keep what you can catch! Slaves, nauglir food, hide.
Hunting trophees prepared for you.

Contact your local representative.
TLGHA - the Two-Legged Game Hunters Association

FAQ: why not HE? A: because we never melt duty and pleasure.

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"Those who spend all their time watching for knives approaching their backs forget to watch for knives approaching their front."

"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less."

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"If you can't solve the problem with force you are not applying enough."

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That sounds more like an Ork moto to me, Druchii would be more like

"If you can't solve a problem with force, get someone else to do it for you."

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If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

Pillage, then burn.

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, stab it in the back.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Only cheaters prosper.


Shamelessly stolen from Howard Taylor (Schlock Mercenary)

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Burn men! Kill women! Rape houses!

-Irgwaith the misguided

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DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner

DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'

HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'

DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon


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Yemeth wrote:
Burn men! Kill women! Rape houses!

-Irgwaith the misguided


lol.. reminds me of blazing saddles

"Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped."


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* "Keep your allies close, and your enemies even closer."

* "Isn't it neat - putting pain in a stranger. Like a portrait in flesh that trails on a leash." (David Bowie - Sweet Thing)

* "'Have you ever danced with the Witchlord in the pale moonlight?' I like to ask that of all my victims." (Jack Nicholson's version of The Joker, paraphrased)

* "I wouldn't be paranoid if everybody wasn't out to kill me." (an old joke, but it reminds me of Malus Darkblade)

* "It's just a job. Birds fly, fish swim, waves pound the sand. I kill people." (Muhammad Ali, paraphrased)


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From Carry on Cleo

"Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

Malekith on a bad day.

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This thread keeps getting better and making me laugh :D

Thanks guys!

What about:

'Never apologise, never explain' (I forget who said that)

'Too much ambition never hurt anyone - except those who got in the way ...'

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