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Druchii sayings! There should be more!
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Kurl-soulrender
Black Guard
Joined: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:10 am Posts: 285 Location: Denmark.
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There is two therms of races living in this world, there is druchii, and there is prey.
_________________ -JK.
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:19 pm |
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Red...
Generalissimo
Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:09 pm Posts: 3727 Location: Baltimore
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I like this one from Battle Star Galactica (minutely adapted), it seems very druchii
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons. We're evil creatures in the gardens of Paradise. Sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:30 pm |
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Syjahel
Malekith's Best Friend
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:15 am Posts: 1269 Location: UK
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I enjoyed these, but this one most of all  Something like this, I think, is often heard in Naggaroth ...
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:32 pm |
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Yemeth
Shade
Joined: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:06 pm Posts: 114 Location: A Crag of Coal - Ostrava, Czech Republic
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Oh lawd, good ones!
Morathi to Teclis: And now, *young* Asur, you will die.
Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind.
_________________ Odi ergo sum - Druchii's illumination
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:31 am |
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Red...
Generalissimo
Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:09 pm Posts: 3727 Location: Baltimore
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How about:
- "What in Malekith's name was I thinking? Why did I buy this stupid, lumbering good for nothing lizard?"
- "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse (in fact anything other than this stupid green thing I seem to have ridden to battle on).
- "Gah. When I said get me something to ride on, I obviously meant a horse, not a ridiculous reptile. Die!" (cue scene of DE Highborn skewering slave with spear)
- "When I catch the guy who traded me this lizard I'm going to make him regret he was ever born. Unfortunately, as I gave him my horse in exchange, there's no chance of me catching up with him anytime soon".
_________________"While all answers are replies, not all replies are answers. So answer the question." Don't be a munchkin? I am an Extraordinary Druchii Gentleman
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:36 pm |
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Yemeth
Shade
Joined: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:06 pm Posts: 114 Location: A Crag of Coal - Ostrava, Czech Republic
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I take it you're not a fan of the nauglir?
_________________ Odi ergo sum - Druchii's illumination
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:13 pm |
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Syjahel
Malekith's Best Friend
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:15 am Posts: 1269 Location: UK
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Aww ... people like you make nauglir cry!
... once they've worked it out a week later.
_________________ RIP Group 28 ~ We Never Slept ~
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:36 pm |
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Draknir
Dark Artist
Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:16 pm Posts: 1091 Location: Where you'd least expect
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"I do love the smell of Cold Ones in the morning."
"A dagger in your sleeve is better than a sword on your throat."
"Never shoot the Asur in the back, if you have the slightest chance of very soon slitting their throats." (adapted from Terry Pratchett)
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Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:35 pm |
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Kurl-soulrender
Black Guard
Joined: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:10 am Posts: 285 Location: Denmark.
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Kill with pleasure.
_________________ -JK.
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Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:03 pm |
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Red...
Generalissimo
Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:09 pm Posts: 3727 Location: Baltimore
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I haven't actually had that much bad luck with them stupidity wise (except one game where I was on the cusp of winning if the stupid overgrown green newts had just agreed to make the charge into the single line of archers), it's more that combined with the 14" charge they just can't reliably be counted on like most heavy cavalry. (if the odds of failing stupidity is normally 1 in 6, that's actually the same as an O&G animosity test :/)
I think they would work a lot fairer if you only rolled for stupidity IF the unit had not charged. That way you could actually line them up to get the charge without absurd risk of being countercharged due to stupidity. They would still be impeded by the ability, but not as dramatically as they are currently.
But that's off topic, so I'll shut up now =)
Another adapted saying with potential:
"Only the good die young, us Druchii will live forever" XD
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Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:37 pm |
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Yemeth
Shade
Joined: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:06 pm Posts: 114 Location: A Crag of Coal - Ostrava, Czech Republic
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You know, as far as I see it, the problem with nauglir only exists in 'short run'. In long run, stupidity is a risk that sometimes costs you the whole battle (say, in key situations) but imho, the S4 fear steed pays off. That's only my experience, though.
Approximately in 1 of each 6-7 games, stupidity manifests itself in the (usually) worst moment possible, but it's worth it - I usually play cavalry heavy - and the profit outweights the loss (risk, sometimes fails, M7 < permanent benefit; in the long run you're better off).
Just my opinion, hate it however you like, we're Druchii in the end.
Hence... conisder not the nature, but consider what you invest and what you gain. That is the way of Druchii.
_________________ Odi ergo sum - Druchii's illumination
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
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Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:31 am |
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Camaris
Black Guard
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 5:22 am Posts: 279
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Favorite Druchii saying from the back of 6th ed book:
"We are the most civilized race in the world, we have more exquisite ways to kill then any other."
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Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:35 pm |
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Calisson
Corsair
Joined: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:00 pm Posts: 8747 Location: Hag Graef
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_________________Winds never stop blowing, Oceans are borderless. Get a ship and a crew, so the World will be ours! Today the World, tomorrow Nagg! {--|oBrotherhood of the Coast!o|--}
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Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:22 pm |
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Shadow dark
Noble
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:08 pm Posts: 455
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If at first you don't succeed, kill all witnesses.
Or alternatively:
If at first you don't succeed, find a plausible scapegoat.
_________________ Hi, i'm Shadow Dark. I spend my time teaching dragons the difference between their food and the slaves that bring it in
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:59 pm |
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Dialeth
Warrior
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2003 6:42 pm Posts: 52 Location: fuenlabrada
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This one:
I don´t want to kill HE I only want to stab them, or burn them but with hard feelings
_________________ we are the most graceful race. we can slay you in a thousant exquisit ways.
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Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:43 am |
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Calisson
Corsair
Joined: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:00 pm Posts: 8747 Location: Hag Graef
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Ad for a hunting club:
This is the real sport!
Come and hunt the two-legged game!
Feather game: eagles, night goblins.
Furry game: bears, minotaurs, dwarves, skaven, some humans.
Green & scaly game: kroxigors, orcs, wood elves.
Big game: ogres, giants, vampires.
Keep what you can catch! Slaves, nauglir food, hide.
Hunting trophees prepared for you.
Contact your local representative.
TLGHA - the Two-Legged Game Hunters Association
FAQ: why not HE? A: because we never melt duty and pleasure.
_________________Winds never stop blowing, Oceans are borderless. Get a ship and a crew, so the World will be ours! Today the World, tomorrow Nagg! {--|oBrotherhood of the Coast!o|--}
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Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:36 pm |
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Arquinsiel
Shadowdancer
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2003 1:16 pm Posts: 4987 Location: The deepest pits in a hell of my own making
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"Those who spend all their time watching for knives approaching their backs forget to watch for knives approaching their front."
"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less."
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Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:44 pm |
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Cathel
Noble
Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 478 Location: Germany
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"If you can't solve the problem with force you are not applying enough."
_________________ If they were not sitting on our land, I would not spend a single bolt on the Asur.
How to tell apart the elves:
Men run naked - Asrai
Women run naked - Druchii
Don't know whether man or woman - Asur
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Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:31 pm |
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Drainial
Prophet of Tzeentch
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 3:51 pm Posts: 4641 Location: I am the voice inside your head
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That sounds more like an Ork moto to me, Druchii would be more like
"If you can't solve a problem with force, get someone else to do it for you."
_________________ Moding a group of Druchii.net players is much like directing the musical 'Cats' using actual cats. Frustrating, difficult, chaotic but ultimatley satisfying and a great deal of fun.
Arch Deacon of the RPG forum Gentleman of Moderation
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:28 am |
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Mythic77
Warrior
Joined: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:56 am Posts: 74 Location: I'll tell you when i find out.
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If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Pillage, then burn.
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, stab it in the back.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Only cheaters prosper.
Shamelessly stolen from Howard Taylor (Schlock Mercenary)
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Khalea
Height 5'8" (1.67 m)
Weight 80 pounds (36.28 kg).
WS: 4
S: 2
T: 2
D: 5
I: 5
Equipment: Long sword,Short Sword, Repeater Crossbow, Shade Cloak, Thieves tools, Wrist blades, 2x daggers, 265.5 gold, anything else she can get her hands on.
Skills: Basic Stealth.
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:57 am |
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Yemeth
Shade
Joined: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:06 pm Posts: 114 Location: A Crag of Coal - Ostrava, Czech Republic
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Burn men! Kill women! Rape houses!
-Irgwaith the misguided
_________________ Odi ergo sum - Druchii's illumination
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:42 am |
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Mythic77
Warrior
Joined: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:56 am Posts: 74 Location: I'll tell you when i find out.
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lol.. reminds me of blazing saddles
"Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped."
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:28 am |
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Arhaine
Warrior
Joined: Fri Jun 28, 2002 11:35 am Posts: 71 Location: Temple of Mir-Anda, Sydney, Oz
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* "Keep your allies close, and your enemies even closer."
* "Isn't it neat - putting pain in a stranger. Like a portrait in flesh that trails on a leash." (David Bowie - Sweet Thing)
* "'Have you ever danced with the Witchlord in the pale moonlight?' I like to ask that of all my victims." (Jack Nicholson's version of The Joker, paraphrased)
* "I wouldn't be paranoid if everybody wasn't out to kill me." (an old joke, but it reminds me of Malus Darkblade)
* "It's just a job. Birds fly, fish swim, waves pound the sand. I kill people." (Muhammad Ali, paraphrased)
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Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:36 am |
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Drainial
Prophet of Tzeentch
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 3:51 pm Posts: 4641 Location: I am the voice inside your head
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From Carry on Cleo
"Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!"
Malekith on a bad day.
_________________ Moding a group of Druchii.net players is much like directing the musical 'Cats' using actual cats. Frustrating, difficult, chaotic but ultimatley satisfying and a great deal of fun.
Arch Deacon of the RPG forum Gentleman of Moderation
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Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:25 pm |
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Syjahel
Malekith's Best Friend
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:15 am Posts: 1269 Location: UK
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This thread keeps getting better and making me laugh
Thanks guys!
What about:
'Never apologise, never explain' (I forget who said that)
'Too much ambition never hurt anyone - except those who got in the way ...'
_________________ RIP Group 28 ~ We Never Slept ~
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Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:25 pm |
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