Druchii sayings! There should be more!
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- Black Guard
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I like this one from Battle Star Galactica (minutely adapted), it seems very druchii
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons. We're evil creatures in the gardens of Paradise. Sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons. We're evil creatures in the gardens of Paradise. Sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
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Ubergeist wrote:Exclamation of surprise: By Morathi's tits!
Formulation of cunning: Use your enemies hand to catch a snake.
Druchii Navy Commander to captured High Elf seaman: O, I'm affraid that the Kraken will be quite operational, when your friends arrive!
Oh lawd, good ones!
Morathi to Teclis: And now, *young* Asur, you will die.
Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind. Chillwind.
Odi ergo sum - Druchii's illumination
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
How about:
- "What in Malekith's name was I thinking? Why did I buy this stupid, lumbering good for nothing lizard?"
- "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse (in fact anything other than this stupid green thing I seem to have ridden to battle on).
- "Gah. When I said get me something to ride on, I obviously meant a horse, not a ridiculous reptile. Die!" (cue scene of DE Highborn skewering slave with spear)
- "When I catch the guy who traded me this lizard I'm going to make him regret he was ever born. Unfortunately, as I gave him my horse in exchange, there's no chance of me catching up with him anytime soon".
- "What in Malekith's name was I thinking? Why did I buy this stupid, lumbering good for nothing lizard?"
- "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse (in fact anything other than this stupid green thing I seem to have ridden to battle on).
- "Gah. When I said get me something to ride on, I obviously meant a horse, not a ridiculous reptile. Die!" (cue scene of DE Highborn skewering slave with spear)
- "When I catch the guy who traded me this lizard I'm going to make him regret he was ever born. Unfortunately, as I gave him my horse in exchange, there's no chance of me catching up with him anytime soon".
"While all answers are replies, not all replies are answers. So answer the question."
Don't be a munchkin?
I am an Extraordinary Druchii Gentleman
Don't be a munchkin?
I am an Extraordinary Druchii Gentleman
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- Black Guard
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I take it you're not a fan of the nauglir?
Aww ... people like you make nauglir cry!
I haven't actually had that much bad luck with them stupidity wise (except one game where I was on the cusp of winning if the stupid overgrown green newts had just agreed to make the charge into the single line of archers), it's more that combined with the 14" charge they just can't reliably be counted on like most heavy cavalry. (if the odds of failing stupidity is normally 1 in 6, that's actually the same as an O&G animosity test :/)
I think they would work a lot fairer if you only rolled for stupidity IF the unit had not charged. That way you could actually line them up to get the charge without absurd risk of being countercharged due to stupidity. They would still be impeded by the ability, but not as dramatically as they are currently.
But that's off topic, so I'll shut up now =)
Another adapted saying with potential:
"Only the good die young, us Druchii will live forever" XD
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You know, as far as I see it, the problem with nauglir only exists in 'short run'. In long run, stupidity is a risk that sometimes costs you the whole battle (say, in key situations) but imho, the S4 fear steed pays off. That's only my experience, though.
Approximately in 1 of each 6-7 games, stupidity manifests itself in the (usually) worst moment possible, but it's worth it - I usually play cavalry heavy - and the profit outweights the loss (risk, sometimes fails, M7 < permanent benefit; in the long run you're better off).
Just my opinion, hate it however you like, we're Druchii in the end.
Hence... conisder not the nature, but consider what you invest and what you gain. That is the way of Druchii.
Approximately in 1 of each 6-7 games, stupidity manifests itself in the (usually) worst moment possible, but it's worth it - I usually play cavalry heavy - and the profit outweights the loss (risk, sometimes fails, M7 < permanent benefit; in the long run you're better off).
Just my opinion, hate it however you like, we're Druchii in the end.
Hence... conisder not the nature, but consider what you invest and what you gain. That is the way of Druchii.
Odi ergo sum - Druchii's illumination
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
Druchii land lubber:
Today Ulthuan, tomorrow the world!
Druchii Corsair:
Today the world, tomorrow Naggaroth!
Today Ulthuan, tomorrow the world!
Druchii Corsair:
Today the world, tomorrow Naggaroth!
Winds never stop blowing, Oceans are borderless. Get a ship and a crew, so the World will be ours! Today the World, tomorrow Nagg! {--|oBrotherhood of the Coast!o|--}
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Ad for a hunting club:
This is the real sport!
Come and hunt the two-legged game!
Feather game: eagles, night goblins.
Furry game: bears, minotaurs, dwarves, skaven, some humans.
Green & scaly game: kroxigors, orcs, wood elves.
Big game: ogres, giants, vampires.
Keep what you can catch! Slaves, nauglir food, hide.
Hunting trophees prepared for you.
Contact your local representative.
TLGHA - the Two-Legged Game Hunters Association
FAQ: why not HE? A: because we never melt duty and pleasure.
This is the real sport!
Come and hunt the two-legged game!
Feather game: eagles, night goblins.
Furry game: bears, minotaurs, dwarves, skaven, some humans.
Green & scaly game: kroxigors, orcs, wood elves.
Big game: ogres, giants, vampires.
Keep what you can catch! Slaves, nauglir food, hide.
Hunting trophees prepared for you.
Contact your local representative.
TLGHA - the Two-Legged Game Hunters Association
FAQ: why not HE? A: because we never melt duty and pleasure.
Winds never stop blowing, Oceans are borderless. Get a ship and a crew, so the World will be ours! Today the World, tomorrow Nagg! {--|oBrotherhood of the Coast!o|--}
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That sounds more like an Ork moto to me, Druchii would be more like
"If you can't solve a problem with force, get someone else to do it for you."
"If you can't solve a problem with force, get someone else to do it for you."
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If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Pillage, then burn.
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, stab it in the back.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Only cheaters prosper.
Shamelessly stolen from Howard Taylor (Schlock Mercenary)
Pillage, then burn.
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, stab it in the back.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Only cheaters prosper.
Shamelessly stolen from Howard Taylor (Schlock Mercenary)
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Khalea
Height 5'8" (1.67 m)
Weight 80 pounds (36.28 kg).
WS: 4
S: 2
T: 2
D: 5
I: 5
Equipment: Long sword,Short Sword, Repeater Crossbow, Shade Cloak, Thieves tools, Wrist blades, 2x daggers, 265.5 gold, anything else she can get her hands on.
Skills: Basic Stealth.
Khalea
Height 5'8" (1.67 m)
Weight 80 pounds (36.28 kg).
WS: 4
S: 2
T: 2
D: 5
I: 5
Equipment: Long sword,Short Sword, Repeater Crossbow, Shade Cloak, Thieves tools, Wrist blades, 2x daggers, 265.5 gold, anything else she can get her hands on.
Skills: Basic Stealth.
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* "Keep your allies close, and your enemies even closer."
* "Isn't it neat - putting pain in a stranger. Like a portrait in flesh that trails on a leash." (David Bowie - Sweet Thing)
* "'Have you ever danced with the Witchlord in the pale moonlight?' I like to ask that of all my victims." (Jack Nicholson's version of The Joker, paraphrased)
* "I wouldn't be paranoid if everybody wasn't out to kill me." (an old joke, but it reminds me of Malus Darkblade)
* "It's just a job. Birds fly, fish swim, waves pound the sand. I kill people." (Muhammad Ali, paraphrased)
* "Isn't it neat - putting pain in a stranger. Like a portrait in flesh that trails on a leash." (David Bowie - Sweet Thing)
* "'Have you ever danced with the Witchlord in the pale moonlight?' I like to ask that of all my victims." (Jack Nicholson's version of The Joker, paraphrased)
* "I wouldn't be paranoid if everybody wasn't out to kill me." (an old joke, but it reminds me of Malus Darkblade)
* "It's just a job. Birds fly, fish swim, waves pound the sand. I kill people." (Muhammad Ali, paraphrased)
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From Carry on Cleo
"Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!"
Malekith on a bad day.
"Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!"
Malekith on a bad day.
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