- no teasing Shades to "get a house and a real job"
- And even if the Shade lives in a tent in the woods that does not make him a tree-hugging hippie.
- not all Shades know how to play the banjo.
- And not everyone from Clar Karond can dance the hornpipe!
- carrying a small mirror and using it to shine the reflection of the reflection of the Medusa into superior's faces is not "a laugh".
- compensation for the blood loss from the resulting nosebleeds and headaches will come out of your pay packet!
- you shall not tell new recruits that Deathnight in Har Ganeth is the "Party Capital of the World, Man!" and the best use of shore-leave. Even if calling it a "Once in a lifetime experience" is technically truthful.
- new recruits do not have to square up to Executioners to be accepted into the army.
- new recruits do not have to pinch the backside of Witch Elves to be accepted into the army.
- the loss of new recruits is coming out of your pension!
These made me giggle after a long day
- you shall not knit warm wooly jumpers with the Slaanesh symbol on it for the Warlocks, even if it is "to keep them warm in the freezing land of chill".
- You shall not question why the Witch Elves dress as they do. It is the Will of Khaine. To suggest that Slaanesh also appreciates it is both blasphemy and sedition.
- I am not to suggest Bloodwrack Shrine Maidens vs Sisters of Slaughter beach volleyball matches.
- Not even if played with a severed head for the ball.
- Yes, there is patriotic merit in the suggestion that such a match take place on the sandy beaches of Ulthuan. However, the answer is still no.
- I am not allowed to make "air quotes" when referring to Dreadspears.
- I am not allowed to giggle uncontrollably when I hear the name "Dreads-" that is, Dreadspears. The name Dreadspears is an ancient and noble tradition, as declared in the Witch King's newest proclamation last week.
- There is no such thing as sea dragon water polo.