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Ephemeron wrote:E: That was Archaon, brought to you by War TV. Stay tuned - next week we will be interviewing Morathi!


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Hehe what can I say muahahahaha
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Lord Silas wrote:
Ephemeron wrote:E: That was Archaon, brought to you by War TV. Stay tuned - next week we will be interviewing Morathi!


Hey! No porn on this post! :lol:

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Oh boy, that means I`ve wasted two hours on interviewing Witch Elves....
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You actually managed two hours!?!?

Wow...

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and lived?

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mayby he's a little shorter :roll:
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Well it wasn`t that hard, but I had to bring a 4+ Ward Save or I would have been cut to pieces. I got unlucky once though, and let`s just I can`t do any sitting the next months...
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!lol! !lol!

Now thats funny!

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They are good

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I once tried to interview Malus but he got really angry and sent me away, cause he thought I was an excorsist.
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Interview with some random highborn:

General Tso (hehe chicken): Hello

Highborn: Hello

Tso: We've had some complaints about your preformance and we'd like to ask you a few questions, do you mind?

Highborn: Why should I mind, it is you who risks execution.

Tso: Riiiight... um.. well first question People are saying you just can't stand up to similarly priced combat lords from other races.

Highborn: Well tso they'd be right, my important stats such as strength and toughness are terrible, and my leadership 10 serves little purpose when I'm dead.

Tso: Oh come now, look at your other stats, such as initiative, they are huge compared to other races.

Highborn: You're right Tso, the only problem is that my weopon, the gauntlet of power makes me strike last.

Tso: Well, lol, just take another weopon, the executioners axe must be pretty good, it costs 80 points.

Highborn: You would think that, wouldn't you? But it also negates our initiative advantage and has a shoddy ability.

Tso: But you are an elf, your magic weopons should be amazing.

Highborn: Oh, don't get me wrong, we have some fairly decent items, the only problem is that every race can use them since they are common. #

Tso: So why don't you train harder, or get sorceresses to make better items or something?

Highborn: Well, for fear we become famous, as long as we are a dark elf extra we are fairly safe, it's the high elf extras that should look out, thats why their characters are so much better. Nope, as soon as you become famous you are most likely gona be killed in one of our campaigns against the high elves.

Tso: So over all you don't feel there is much hope for fark elf high borns?

Highborn: well... we can sit and look cool...
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Too damn true Tso, too damn true...

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So THAT'S why that happens......
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Welcome back to War TV! Today, as promised, our reporter will be interviewing Morathi...

Ephemeron: Good evening, Your Dark Majesty.
Morathi: Hi! Would you like to go upstairs? :)
Ephemeron: Err... what?
Morathi: Oh, wait... you're here for that interview stuff, right?
Ephemeron: As a matter of fact, yes. By the way, what is upstairs?
Morathi: Nothing. *smiles innocently, fluttering her eyelashes*
Ephemeron: Oookay... Let's get on with the interview, then. The first question, Majesty, is...
Morathi: You call me Mora. Speaking of names, have we met before?
Ephemeron: I don't think so, sorry.
Morathi: Strange... I'm sure I've seen your face somewhere. Oh well...
Ephemeron: Mora, could you please tell our audience about your plans for the coming Storm of Chaos?
Morathi: I'll be working overtime during the campaign. The Storm of Chaos is one big opportunity...
Ephemeron: ...To retake Ulthuan once and for all?
Morathi: Of course not. Khaine would not allow it - he prefers for the show... I mean, war, to go on. No, the SoC is a wonderful opportunity to broker new favors from all sides involved.
Ephemeron: Khaine? You've actually spoken to him?
Morathi: Spoken to him? Our relationship, business and otherwise, goes back a long time. He and Slaanesh are my best partners ever. :mrgreen:
Ephemeron: You spoke about brokering favors. Does that mean that you maintain communication with the Old World?
Morathi: Yes, people are usually surprised when they learn how vast my web of influence truly is. Most Old World deities owe me a favor or two - the Lady of the Lake, Ulric, Morr, Shalaya, Sigmar...
Ephemeron: Sigmar, too?
Morathi: Let's just say that you should be glad you haven't seen how Valten looked before the plastic operation that I performed. :twisted:
Ephemeron: LOL! The next question: What, in your opinion, makes you one of the most playable special characters in the game?
Morathi: Well, I'd say that it's the combination of four factors. First, I have a really stunning model. Second, I'm not ridiculously overcosted. Third, I take only a Lord choice. And fourth, I provide both magic and Ld 10. Well, all that, and the fact that the majority of the special characters are downright bad.
Ephemeron: Too true... Any advice you could give to our audience?
Morathi: Make sure you always field enough followers ready to die for you. I don't win battles alone, and neither will you. Size (of the army) matters, trust me. :mrgreen:
Ephemeron: Thank you for the interview, Mora.
Ephemeron: That was Morathi, queen of the Dark Elves! Remember to turn on War TV next week, when we will be interviewing Grey Seer Thanquol.

(P.S. - After the camera was switched off...)
Morathi: I remembered where I've seen you - you gave me my 314th Dark Blessing! Did a very good job, too. :D
Ephemeron: Quite possible. I used to work for Chaos, but their corporate policy is to erase the retired employees memories.
Morathi: So you don't remember me? A pity... Don't worry - I'll remind you!
*drags Ephemeron upstairs*
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Post by Silas »

Hey I thought i said no porn!

*reads post*

Oh, right. There is none.

Thats excelent and really funny

Morathi: Let's just say that you should be glad you haven't seen how Valten looked before the plastic operation that I performed.


brilliant!
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Interview with malus:

Tso: Hello Lord Malus how are you to day.

Malus: Tired I havn't slept since our battle four weeks ago.

Tso: Oh, whys that?

Malus: would you like me to show you?

Tso: Oh ya, err no, demon ya forgot, dont err go to sleep. Anyway I would like to ask you some questions about your preformance in battle.

Malus: Go on.

Tso: well your stats appear to be rock hard and yet many consider your not worth it, why do you think this is? By the way what is that your wearing, I thought it was a sea dragon coat but...

Malus: What this? Oh this is just a sheet of paper with scales painted on, don't ask. Anyway as too your question, its probably because I am radically over priced.

Tso: Really, in what way?

Malus: Well lets compare my stats when I've let the demon take over my min, to that of your average chaos lord. Both str and toughness 5 but he is much cheaper. My equipment can easily be matched or improvedupon by the chaos army and the chaos lord wont have a retarded rule about striking his allys.

Tso: Yes but what about spite, isn't he the best cold one out there?

Malus: Yes but still utterly shiz compared to that of a demonic mount.

Malus: Last but not least I also take up an additional hero choice, meaning less characters.

Tso: Oh I see... pretty crap then really arnt you.

Malus: Well no.. err well.. um ...*hangs head* yes
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lol great very funny
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hehehe :mrgreen: piece of paper. hehehe
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Keep on getting better and better... !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol!

Those interview show things are great... :P
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!lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol!
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interview with a random warrior...


Dinin: Well hello there, and whats your name?
Warrior: I'm Calthoss, and this is my spear
Dinin: Yes.. well... You are just about to go into battle, yes?
Calthoss: Yes, we're meant to be heading towards those Chaos Knights
Dinin: I'm sorry, "meant" to be?
Calthoss: Well, its obvious we'll get trampled in the first turn, i mean, even with the reduced points cost we're still pretty crap, and the High Elves get to fight in 3 ranks as well
Dinin: I'm sorry to hear that Calthoss, well, i'd better get out the way and... hey, give me back the microphone! Let go of me dammit!
Calthoss: Take my spear and shield, you'll need it, and this is Calthoss, in the Chaos wastes, back to the studio
Ask me a question, i wont mind, it wont be me who risks execution...
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lol !lol!
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!lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol!
"give back that microphone" drive the spear you "rented" in his back ;)
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Post by Tso »

more people have to post, hardly anyone is doing interviews, come on people its not that hard, just find some aspect of the game u find unfair or ridiculas and exagurate it.
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