Welcome back to War TV! Today, as promised, our reporter will be interviewing Morathi...
Ephemeron: Good evening, Your Dark Majesty.
Morathi: Hi! Would you like to go upstairs?
Ephemeron: Err... what?
Morathi: Oh, wait... you're here for that interview stuff, right?
Ephemeron: As a matter of fact, yes. By the way, what is upstairs?
Morathi: Nothing. *smiles innocently, fluttering her eyelashes*
Ephemeron: Oookay... Let's get on with the interview, then. The first question, Majesty, is...
Morathi: You call me Mora. Speaking of names, have we met before?
Ephemeron: I don't think so, sorry.
Morathi: Strange... I'm sure I've seen your face somewhere. Oh well...
Ephemeron: Mora, could you please tell our audience about your plans for the coming Storm of Chaos?
Morathi: I'll be working overtime during the campaign. The Storm of Chaos is one big opportunity...
Ephemeron: ...To retake Ulthuan once and for all?
Morathi: Of course not. Khaine would not allow it - he prefers for the show... I mean, war, to go on. No, the SoC is a wonderful opportunity to broker new favors from all sides involved.
Ephemeron: Khaine? You've actually spoken to him?
Morathi: Spoken to him? Our relationship, business and otherwise, goes back a long time. He and Slaanesh are my best partners ever.
Ephemeron: You spoke about brokering favors. Does that mean that you maintain communication with the Old World?
Morathi: Yes, people are usually surprised when they learn how vast my web of influence truly is. Most Old World deities owe me a favor or two - the Lady of the Lake, Ulric, Morr, Shalaya, Sigmar...
Ephemeron: Sigmar, too?
Morathi: Let's just say that you should be glad you haven't seen how Valten looked before the plastic operation that I performed.
Ephemeron: LOL! The next question: What, in your opinion, makes you one of the most playable special characters in the game?
Morathi: Well, I'd say that it's the combination of four factors. First, I have a really stunning model. Second, I'm not ridiculously overcosted. Third, I take only a Lord choice. And fourth, I provide both magic and Ld 10. Well, all that, and the fact that the majority of the special characters are downright bad.
Ephemeron: Too true... Any advice you could give to our audience?
Morathi: Make sure you always field enough followers ready to die for you. I don't win battles alone, and neither will you. Size (of the army) matters, trust me.
Ephemeron: Thank you for the interview, Mora.
Ephemeron: That was Morathi, queen of the Dark Elves! Remember to turn on War TV next week, when we will be interviewing Grey Seer Thanquol.
(P.S. - After the camera was switched off...)
Morathi: I remembered where I've seen you - you gave me my 314th Dark Blessing! Did a very good job, too.
Ephemeron: Quite possible. I used to work for Chaos, but their corporate policy is to erase the retired employees memories.
Morathi: So you don't remember me? A pity... Don't worry - I'll remind you!
*drags Ephemeron upstairs*
From nothing came teeth.