What is 'The Five'

Where the great threads of Druchii.net are kept

Moderator: The Dread Knights

User avatar
Malekithau
Silver Khaine Winner
Posts: 810
Joined: Tue Aug 27, 2002 2:16 pm
Location: Newcastle Oz

Post by Malekithau »

Great I'll pick him up about 8pm, is that OK? Don't worry about a leash I'm sure some of the ladies will be wearing theirs..........
" If I wanted to roll a million dice I'd play Yahtzee!"
User avatar
Sureal
Master of the Shadows
Posts: 2198
Joined: Sat Aug 03, 2002 2:09 pm
Location: Dead and Buried

Post by Sureal »

"Quick hide! The monsters comein-"
"What?" Malekithau sanps in Sureal faces, obviously suspicius that he was telling his table to hide, "Who are you talking to?"
"N-no one."
A voice bigins to to talk, but is quikly kicked into submission by Sureal's feet.
"Who's under the table Sureal? Best tell me before I get mad."
"Your all ready mad - you want to have a an orgy with my wives, boyfreinds and girlfreinds."
Sureal's table seems to pick up by its self and begins to wander towards the door.
"It's a magical table - yes that it...magical..."
User avatar
Dungeon_god
Malekith's Best Friend
Posts: 1611
Joined: Mon Sep 23, 2002 10:35 pm
Location: Stuck in Salt Lake City
Contact:

Post by Dungeon_god »

Having an orgy with the wives, boyfriends and girlfriends of the Five while they are in council.....



And you can sleep with my "boyfriends" all you want...They really need the action, seeing as how I refuse to give them any! ;)
Well, time WOULD be nice...
And, Storm of Chaos is here. Are you ready?
User avatar
Malekithau
Silver Khaine Winner
Posts: 810
Joined: Tue Aug 27, 2002 2:16 pm
Location: Newcastle Oz

Post by Malekithau »

And you can sleep with my "boyfriends" all you want...They really need the action, seeing as how I refuse to give them any!


With a name like Dungeon God I thought you'd have half a dozen chained up in leather "just in case".
" If I wanted to roll a million dice I'd play Yahtzee!"
User avatar
Sureal
Master of the Shadows
Posts: 2198
Joined: Sat Aug 03, 2002 2:09 pm
Location: Dead and Buried

Post by Sureal »

I've done that with some girls *seeing the strange looks people are giving him, Sureal wanaders off into the shadows...*

;)
User avatar
|seraphon|
Beastmaster
Posts: 372
Joined: Thu Aug 01, 2002 8:23 pm
Location: The Netherlands

Post by |seraphon| »

how interesting.....
User avatar
Dungeon_god
Malekith's Best Friend
Posts: 1611
Joined: Mon Sep 23, 2002 10:35 pm
Location: Stuck in Salt Lake City
Contact:

Post by Dungeon_god »

malekithau wrote:
And you can sleep with my "boyfriends" all you want...They really need the action, seeing as how I refuse to give them any!


With a name like Dungeon God I thought you'd have half a dozen chained up in leather "just in case".


It's a roleplaying reference, as in D&D-not that type of roleplaying! Damn, I just keep making it worse, don't I? :oops:

Heh, never really thought of my name that way...maybe I should join in with Sureal, D&B and Steja in the Name-Changing Frenzy that seems to have taken over these boards recently...
Well, time WOULD be nice...
And, Storm of Chaos is here. Are you ready?
User avatar
Sureal
Master of the Shadows
Posts: 2198
Joined: Sat Aug 03, 2002 2:09 pm
Location: Dead and Buried

Post by Sureal »

If you really want to.

So says Sureal who us to be Sir Wazzok who use to be Sureal who use to be Sureal (just trying this out) who use to be Sureal.
Darius foulblood
Noble
Posts: 496
Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 1:18 pm
Location: Gone with the wind

Post by Darius foulblood »

This orgy stuff is getting way out of hand. Lets get back to talk miniature wargames like adults!
User avatar
Adreal_the_immaculate
Assassin
Posts: 505
Joined: Thu Sep 05, 2002 10:48 am
Location: around that way girl

Post by Adreal_the_immaculate »

Well...............................................this is just wierd, who is in the five now-a-days anyway, and who left???
its not the lies that you say, but what the silence will scream
User avatar
Dungeon_god
Malekith's Best Friend
Posts: 1611
Joined: Mon Sep 23, 2002 10:35 pm
Location: Stuck in Salt Lake City
Contact:

Post by Dungeon_god »

OK, me, Sureal, DA, Dekhelan are in. D&B will be when he gets back. I am the high prophet, we have a bard, and something else. DA? *turns the stage over*
Well, time WOULD be nice...
And, Storm of Chaos is here. Are you ready?
Darius foulblood
Noble
Posts: 496
Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 1:18 pm
Location: Gone with the wind

Post by Darius foulblood »

Am I the "something else"? :P
User avatar
Adreal_the_immaculate
Assassin
Posts: 505
Joined: Thu Sep 05, 2002 10:48 am
Location: around that way girl

Post by Adreal_the_immaculate »

mmmm.............okie dokie then
its not the lies that you say, but what the silence will scream
Dark Alliance
Morathi's Favoured
Morathi's Favoured
Posts: 9741
Joined: Tue Sep 10, 2002 1:29 pm
Location: In the paintshop

Post by Dark Alliance »

Darius Foulblood wrote:PS: If anybody reading this is a Hot French Maid, please PM any of the Five to discuss working hours and salary. Please. Thank you.


Edit, pm DA so he can conduct the interview 8)
Binky
High Chief Lord Mod of Funnyness
Posts: 790
Joined: Sat Aug 31, 2002 9:03 pm
Location: Binktopia

Post by Binky »

Sex, Drugs and Table-top Wargames the lotta yez!
Dark Alliance
Morathi's Favoured
Morathi's Favoured
Posts: 9741
Joined: Tue Sep 10, 2002 1:29 pm
Location: In the paintshop

Post by Dark Alliance »

Nice to see Death & Binky back again...........
Binky
High Chief Lord Mod of Funnyness
Posts: 790
Joined: Sat Aug 31, 2002 9:03 pm
Location: Binktopia

Post by Binky »

It's permanent! I have more time now as I just got kicked outta my band for "giving the singer cheek" I keep forgetting: I'm not the leader, I'm just the ego :roll: I am a true artiste... BTW how d'you upload avatars? Is it possible? Because I've got a totally amazing one!
Dark Alliance
Morathi's Favoured
Morathi's Favoured
Posts: 9741
Joined: Tue Sep 10, 2002 1:29 pm
Location: In the paintshop

Post by Dark Alliance »

Go to the gallery and I'm sure steja left instructions there how to do it.

The 5 is 5 once more then so I need to fire Darious Foulblood now then!

Sorry to hear about the band, lets hope you're gonna have a career which goes the same way as Robbie Williams or Tina Turner when they left their bands, and you don't imitate the fifth Beatle!!
Binky
High Chief Lord Mod of Funnyness
Posts: 790
Joined: Sat Aug 31, 2002 9:03 pm
Location: Binktopia

Post by Binky »

The 5 is 5 once more... I am reborn ahead of schedule! Darius begone! I shall take up the title "Comedian of the Five" (I'm sorry but whatever you guys say, I was here before all the rest of you fivers 'cept Sureal and therefore I am the comedian of Druchii.net (A crappy one but nevertheless I was the FIRST!... ;)))

BTW: The name changing craze is because of me! MWAHAHAHAHA :shock::P:shock:

P.S. I hurt my toe :cry:
Dark Alliance
Morathi's Favoured
Morathi's Favoured
Posts: 9741
Joined: Tue Sep 10, 2002 1:29 pm
Location: In the paintshop

Post by Dark Alliance »

You are without doubt the first comedian but I am the one who brought us all together and now the 5 is 5ive once more.

Joyous times for all
User avatar
Sureal
Master of the Shadows
Posts: 2198
Joined: Sat Aug 03, 2002 2:09 pm
Location: Dead and Buried

Post by Sureal »

Just upload the avartar in the gallery and moan at Kitrik untill he uploads them.

What can I be? The thing of the five :??

Oh well - after kicking out half of the origional members of your band I'm not surprised that decided to let you rot...;)
User avatar
Dungeon_god
Malekith's Best Friend
Posts: 1611
Joined: Mon Sep 23, 2002 10:35 pm
Location: Stuck in Salt Lake City
Contact:

Post by Dungeon_god »

The High prophet of the Five Speaks!

"And Lo, the one with the baby toy shall return, and he shall bring the funny back with him! And the death of his name shall rebirth an ancient one in is soul! The Five shall be reunited, and the land shall ring with laughter! The high prophet has spoken, let it be so."
Well, time WOULD be nice...
And, Storm of Chaos is here. Are you ready?
User avatar
Sureal
Master of the Shadows
Posts: 2198
Joined: Sat Aug 03, 2002 2:09 pm
Location: Dead and Buried

Post by Sureal »

Baby toy !eek!?

Nice prophecy by the way :D.

And so the... um... one of the members of the five tries to draw:

[Insert pic here]

EDIT: and fails (click here tp see what it was MENT to be {yes - I know it's crap but it was only a test})

EDIT: and the link didn't work either... I'll try to fix it.

EDIT: Lookit this - three times!
I just found out that I just broke a rule and so no one can acess that page... oh well.

EDIT: OK - hopefully this is ythe last time i'll need to edit!!! Just gotta get rid of the pic.
User avatar
Dungeon_god
Malekith's Best Friend
Posts: 1611
Joined: Mon Sep 23, 2002 10:35 pm
Location: Stuck in Salt Lake City
Contact:

Post by Dungeon_god »

Baby toy ?


A Binky? ;) You know, those things little kids suck on...
Well, time WOULD be nice...
And, Storm of Chaos is here. Are you ready?
User avatar
Sureal
Master of the Shadows
Posts: 2198
Joined: Sat Aug 03, 2002 2:09 pm
Location: Dead and Buried

Post by Sureal »

Oh - yeah I know them (only in England they're called dumbys... so yes I can see who you make the conection).
Locked