What is 'The Five'
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D&B empties his pockets... Hmm... What have we here? A pencil, 6 knitting needles, my future communist party manifesto (;)), a barbie doll, car keys, house keys, Stephen Hawkings "A Brief History of Time", 33 assorted bits of cheese, a sticky green mess, 12 year old smartie, 73 assorted warhammer figs, a wormhole, a chaingun, a lightsaber, a stick, 6,675 plectrums, a dead beetle, a 2 pence piece, an armed nuclear bomb with a blast radius of 1000 miles (Explodes if touched), a button, and a small fat rather aggressive monkey
Feel free to be my squire, my stuff really isn't that heavy... I've only got 3 more pockets to empty ... The point of the above post: Don't ask
Feel free to be my squire, my stuff really isn't that heavy... I've only got 3 more pockets to empty ... The point of the above post: Don't ask
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Hey, why wasn't I informed of the major revelation of the Five. I am the bard, thats what I get for...getting homework (damned system!). Also, I will never be confused with...with him again! I have changed my name, even though i was here first you filthy git... anyways I now go by the name Dr. Funkenstein, funk god and the one who sent Starchild to bestow funk on the world and the giver of the Bop Gun to defeat Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk! (DA, if anyone, will be the only person who has any idea of what i just said meant ) Anywho...
When Death & Binky had to depart,
nobody could believe it,
for he had been with them sence the start.
In his place Darious would sit
He sucked but we bless his black heart.
The Five had reached an unfunny pit.
The day of deliverence was soon at hand
The missed had returned sooner than thought
Because they booted his ass from the band
And like that the Five were re wrought
Darious was fired faster than dry shrubland
And of all druchii.net the Five were the top
tadah! *bows*
When Death & Binky had to depart,
nobody could believe it,
for he had been with them sence the start.
In his place Darious would sit
He sucked but we bless his black heart.
The Five had reached an unfunny pit.
The day of deliverence was soon at hand
The missed had returned sooner than thought
Because they booted his ass from the band
And like that the Five were re wrought
Darious was fired faster than dry shrubland
And of all druchii.net the Five were the top
tadah! *bows*
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This is the laregest thread on this forum .
Nice song by the way mr. bard.
Uh-huh. *edges closer to phone*
Nice song by the way mr. bard.
Also, I will never be confused with...with him again! I have changed my name, even though i was here first you filthy git... anyways I now go by the name Dr. Funkenstein, funk god and the one who sent Starchild to bestow funk on the world and the giver of the Bop Gun to defeat Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk! (DA, if anyone, will be the only person who has any idea of what i just said meant ) Anywho...
Uh-huh. *edges closer to phone*
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Dr. Funkenstein wrote:Also, I will never be confused with...with him again! I have changed my name, even though i was here first you filthy git...
Hah ha !
I Win !
(Looks round at the audiance)
*I* WIN !
(Points at the good Dr.)
You lose !
Haha !
Loser !
(Laughs loudly)
Oh...I am so good !
...And so it came to pass that the foul elf known as DEKHALAN CHILLWIND invaded our fair shores. This fiend began a campaign of killings, rapings, lootings, enslavings and burnings, sparing neither age nor sex...
Chronicle of Walter of Lyonesse
Chronicle of Walter of Lyonesse
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this is getting really long to read
Last edited by Adreal_the_immaculate on Tue Dec 24, 2002 4:06 am, edited 1 time in total.
its not the lies that you say, but what the silence will scream
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You know, you'd all really scare me if I had any sense.
Good thing that I don't then.
Countess.
p.s. 5ureal's been getting stranger since druchii.net's been down, and D&B has had a go at me for hitting 5ureal with the bladder on a stick, even though he wasn't there to do it for weeks...
Good thing that I don't then.
Countess.
p.s. 5ureal's been getting stranger since druchii.net's been down, and D&B has had a go at me for hitting 5ureal with the bladder on a stick, even though he wasn't there to do it for weeks...
The Countess
ego autem dico vobis diligite inimicos vestros benefacite his qui oderunt vos et orate pro persequentibus et calumniantibus vos
ego autem dico vobis diligite inimicos vestros benefacite his qui oderunt vos et orate pro persequentibus et calumniantibus vos
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