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Friedmalekith
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The Druchii song

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"The Day the Witch King Fried" Sung to the tune of "American Pie"

"A long, long time ago
I can still remember when
My Dark Elves ruled the table-top,
And my Druchii were just so mean
They'd always sweep the table clean
I thought they'd never, ever stop.
But Sixth Edition made me quiver,
With every book that Gav delivered,
More tactics in the dustbin,
I couldn't get one more win.
I can't remember if I cried
The dozen times my army died,
My Army Book seemed wrong inside,
The day, the Witch King fried!

But why, why did my Druchii all die?
They were so cheesy, now its easy
Just to crush them like flies.
I read their book, and then I started to cry
Now that Malekith is such a weak guy,
Malekith is such a weak guy.

Now did you break the Seal of Ghrond
and have you been to Klar-Karond,
And did you see Tularis fall?
Well, he seemed pretty tough to me
But I forgot he's just toughness three,
He hardly put up any fight at all.
Well I know we had the Banner of Blood
But we seemed to have dropped it in the mud
And boy, our generals stank,
To forget fighting in three ranks!
Now all my battles seem so hard
Ever since I lost my City Guard.
I knew I'd played my final card,
The day, the Witch King fried!

(Chorus!)

So at last I turned to Malekith
And the vicious dragon he came with.
I thought he'd finally make my day,
And I went down to that gaming store
Where I'd won so many times before,
And the kid who had the High Elves said he'd play,
And in the fields my army burned,
My harpies fled and my hydra turned.
It was ruin for the Dark Elves,
My cold ones fought their own selves,
And the Witch King died in Pheonix Flames,
I bowed my head and wept in shame,
My sportsmanship went down the drain
The day...the Witch..King fried!
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Post by Imdat tauble »

I read this on the gw forums - its classic!!!

and sooo damn true.
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Post by Sneaky »

I LOVE IT!!!!
That has to be the funniest lyrics I've seen in a long time! Very well done! Who wrote it? It's really good.
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Post by Matras »

I certainly wish I did! Thsi is absolutley brilliant!
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Post by Thanee »

Yep, really, really cool!

And the lyrics are very well done! :)

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Post by Friedmalekith »

Well people, I'm sorry, but I truly dont know who wrote that, I saved it on my HD about 2 months ago and thought it was really cool so I posted it :)
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Post by Barondesade »

Hello All,
I wrote this a couple of months ago while I was bored in my English class.
Glad you all liked it.
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Post by Balzlak »

Well lookie who it is... hehe. Good to see you Baron.
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Post by Moredhel »

This must be some kind of sadistic game they play with druchii. They place hatred in my heart and vengeance in my brain. We now know what Malekith feels like. :twisted:
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Post by Ragerunner »

aa yes, the Baron. Lol, where would the druchii be without you, DeSade. Three cheers for you, good sir!

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Post by Totlichen »

Genius, pure Genius :o
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Post by Pendragon »

it must be the baron... :P
I love it...
the end is a little sad but I can live with it...
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Post by Elvenknight »

Wow, I love it. BTW how bored were you in English :D
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Post by Linda lobsta defenda »

*bows head in rememberence of the days long gone*
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Post by Vincent corell »

Greetings all

personally i am not to fond of it

no offense to anyone i just don' t like it.

just thought i should give my couple of cents worth

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Post by KROGOTH »

thats pretty damn creative
i love it
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very funny

Post by Choson of khaine »

lol...

shame the witch king gets totally kained by a tooled up vampire lord ay... :lol:
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Post by Shadowblade503 »

real long song lol good job :lol: :lol:
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Post by Darthuin »

You need brains to forget HEs never knew 8)
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Post by Delekth »

you must have a lot of free time on your hands then?!
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Post by Oeric »

great song, problem is i cant think in english so normally fall asleep.

ps you must have been really bored :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by Witchking »

A work of art Baron. Im the same though I get bored in English and feel like doing something creative. I have alot of free time on friday as I have to wait from 11:50 - 2:40 between a class as i have free time.
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Post by Makaina »

hahahahhahahahaha very, very funny! Best lyrics to a song I've heard in a long while!
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Post by Vraneththecruel »

yeah. I only knew the rules to the Dark Elves in 5th ed but only started playin in 6th. But, yeah haha it is funny.
My avatar is kind of hypocritical isnt it?
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