Satire: Malekith and Morathi meet Jerry Springer
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Great, just great. You should get a medal for this .
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I love them. If I had more time, I'd go back and select my favorites. But copying and pasting all 4 parts would take to long!
And if Gav=malekeith, then Malekeith gave himself mediocre stats? Doesn't seem in character....
---Baran
And if Gav=malekeith, then Malekeith gave himself mediocre stats? Doesn't seem in character....
---Baran
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I'm glad you all liked it, and thanks for the nice comments. I hadn't expected such a reaction (so many replies and hits) to a basically mad idea that just kept growing and growing and which i wasn't really sure would work at the beginning. so thank you all for reading my stuff. with regard to putting this thread in the hall of fame, I feel honoured that people suggest it and think it's that good. But if it really belongs there is not for me but for the mods to decide. at the moment i don't have any other ideas for new stuff, but I promise you if I get into a "creative fit" again, you'll be the first to know it. So long,
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Malekith and Morathi meet Jerry Springer: read the complete saga here
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YAY!!! happy ending!!! but the whole thing with malekith and his mom was a tad... how do I say it... disgusting. Though it is a possible thing, as the army book does say that their relationship is quote en quote: "unnatural". but all the same, it was freaking hilarious!
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i know the malekith/morathi thing is disgusting, but then talkshows are always disgusting. laundry cannot be dirty enough not to be washed in public. that's why I thought the relationship of the two is the perfect jerry springer topic.
Malekith and Morathi meet Jerry Springer: read the complete saga here
http://www.druchii.net/viewtopic.php?t=37639
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top knotch stuff there bauglir, that was hilarious. This is as funny as the Slaanesh Story battle reports.
my favourite joke:
Yours, Lord Khaladin
my favourite joke:
Jerry: She was in the second-last row. You absolutely had no line of sight for that spell.
Yours, Lord Khaladin
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YES! This is the simgle greatest thing I have yet seen in a forum. I feel honored that you actually took me up on that idea bauglir. i vote for this being entered into the Hall of Fame. On another note, I have always thought it interesting that Malekith is quite literally a common compound curse. :shock: Oh, I hate Jerry and love seeing justice done. Go Shadowblade. And the GW thing explains so much...
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just wanted to say hello one last time in this thread because I have asked for it to be closed (and possibly moved to the Hall of Fame). so thank you again for all your interest and comments.
Malekith and Morathi meet Jerry Springer: read the complete saga here
http://www.druchii.net/viewtopic.php?t=37639
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http://www.druchii.net/viewtopic.php?t=37639
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