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The VS Thread. Cos Every Forum Needs One.

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Well, I havent seen one here in ages....well, not a proper one anyways. Seen the ol' VS discussions, but they dont count ;)

Right. Rules are simple. I'll post a verses. Next person posts their opinionated answer and then posts their verses. No disscussion about it. You can give your reason for your choice, but lets move on quickly eh? :P

Right...so....


Sigmar VS Batman?
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Clearly Batman would utterly pwn Sigmar since he also pwned the Joker who does not even have rules in WHFB (this is surely a sign of how good the Joker is, undoubtedly!) and hence Batman would defeat Sigmar with one arm tied behind his back - probably even both but one has to give Sigmar some credit.


Uhm...

Weight Watchers vs. Waywatchers?
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Weight Watchers. They are like Ogres...right? Or am I thinking of something else....


Meh.

Warhammer VS War Hammer ;) :P
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Warhammer wins, cheese always wins or it wouldn't be cheesy.

Ok.

Capt. Kouran of the Black Guard vs Lt./Capt. Mitch Buchannon (hassellhoff's baywatch lifeguard character)?
While running a million dollar company, singing at weddings, and his frequent jetting to Spain Elton Jon style, Dark Alliance found the time to stand on the doorstep of Games Workshop like Moses and the Pharoah and calmly state, "Let my people go."
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Tough choice...I think Hasselhoff's hair wins though.

Red Dice VS White Dice?
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Post by Langmann »

Red Dice, this is the age of reverse discrimination after all.

Morathi vs Madonna (the singer)?
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Morathi because Madonna can never seem make a final choice on her hair, but Morathi knows that the snake look is kool!

Battle cow vs. Raptor
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Morathi of course - don't wanna imagine how Madonna looks like in 5000 years, do you? :D




€: Grrrr, Liger. Meh, battle cows of course! Reserve the raptor look for Horned Ones! (which hoefully come back some time in some form)



Cenyu VS Liger
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Battle Cow. With a name like that, how can you lose? :P


Eldacar VS Rork? :P
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Liger, cause he has more posts. Hah, spam ftw (pretend I didn't say that... ;) ) and Rork because otherwise he'll do something evuhl to me. :oops:

Cows vs. Donkeys

I'm feeling random...
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Donkeys. We have all seen shreck here...

Hmmm...

an Orc vs an Ork
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Orc, for that scene in the WAR trailer, where the orc hops into a catapult... :lol:

Shark Boy vs. Lava girl :P
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Shark boy, obviously. Not only does water own fire but any shark can eat that girl:)

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Warhammer musician vs music teacher
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Easily the music teacher, but not any musicteacher, I'm talking about the retired metalmusician that teaches his students to play deathmetal riffs :D
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Warhammer musician - in a gang fight he's always at least the second to last to die before the standard bearer. In a gang fight the music teacher is generally accepted to be the first to die or at least the first target for both sides.

Gary Coleman vs a Cold one?
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Music Teacher. Anyone who can survive teaching kids has got to be hard!


Catachan Green VS Dark Angels Green

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Err...Cold One then.
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Dark angels green - W00t for emo paint!

Daemonette vs Witch Elf
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demonette, they're otherwordly, made to seduce us guys

the hulk vs. grimgor ironhide
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Easily Grimgor, 'cos "Grimgor iz da best!!!", and he pwnd Archaon's anus.

'Nids vs. Zerg
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Zerg. StarCraft will always be one of the coolest PC games ever.


Gobbos vs. Skaven
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Skaven. You can grab them by their tails and swing them around...wheeee! :lol:

Gnoblars vs. Ogres
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Gnoblars of course...I mean... there are Luck Gnoblars, but no Luck Ogres, right? Flawless logics. Ehm. :D

Gauntlet of Power vs. Slave threads
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Gauntlet. (under-priced killing machine that it is)


The C'Tan vs. The Chaos Gods.
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:lol: Toughie, but...Slave threads. With GoP you can say "Read the FAQ!" but with Slave threads you can say "Read the FAQ" AND ript their idea mercilessly to bits with reasons why there shouldn't be a slave unit. :twisted: EDIT: Chaos Gods, Papa Nurgle ftw, and sexy Slaanesh... ;)

Arena of Death vs. Arena of Life... ;)
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Post by Silas »

The Chaos Gods. Especially Colin.


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