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Post by Arch angel »

After Battling, one is dead :shock:

Very simple :?
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Post by Lordmalusmark »

!lol!
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Lordmalusmark wrote:!lol!


I agree
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:shock: What has happed :?: Are people not going to make more :shock:
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Post by Andruillius »

It has been overdone. No more poems with "they were 10, now they are 9" are funny right now.
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Post by Kondheron »

Doesn't seems like it. I understand it might get a bit boring after 9 pages. All the rhymes used over and over again. :roll:
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Elvenknight »

9, bah it's 10 now :) Maybe we should let this thread die peacfully before the mods lock it to stop spamming. BTW I was going to write one more little poem but I've run out of rhyming ideas, sorry.
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Post by Silas »

Oh well...

Alls Well That Ends Well...

Rest In Peace Poems Post

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good stuff !lol! !lol!
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Rest in Pieces ;)
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Post by Arkash »

Scronk wrote:Eight little slayers prayed towards heaven,
One got struck by lightning and then there were seven.

!lol!
Great thread! please continue the fun
Oh and by the way, I think that Slaanesh should be destroyed.
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Post by Ephemeron »

Out of rhymes? Have no fear, Ephemeron is here! :twisted:

Ten Chaos Warriors, they're champions divine...
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT CANNON!". Whoops, now there are nine.

Nine Chaos Warriors (species Khornate)
Ran into a Fanatic, and then there were eight.

Eight Chaos Warriors trudged through Kislevite snow,
One of them died, seven still left to go.

Seven Chaos Warriors are charging at you?
Just cast Wall of Fire... Only six will make through.

Six Chaos Warriors... no, wait, now there's five.
(Yes, kids, that's what happens when goblins DoomDive)

Five Chaos Warriors got charged by Wargor.
Great weapon descended, and then there were four.

Four Chaos Warriors went on a killing spree,
When the dust settled, there were only three.

These three Chaos Warriors pillaged a zoo,
A Carnosaur ate one, and then there were two.

Two Chaos Warriors battled a Slann,
One failed his save, and then there was one.

The last Chaos Warrior, our wonderful hero,
Ascended to daemonhood, and then there were zero.

See? There's still plenty of rhymes left! :lol:
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Not anymore.... :roll:
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Post by Ephemeron »

Andruillius wrote:Not anymore.... :roll:


Have you checked? :D

Ten Greater Daemons were guarding a flank.
Only nine lived, though... (one killed by Steam Tank)

Nine Greater Daemons, dark vessels of hate...
Gork went on his Warpath, and then there were eight.

Eight Greater Daemons got shot by Great Cannon.
One failed Ward save later, there were only seven.

Seven Greater Daemons, one of which was unable
To pass Instability, leaving six on the table.

The six Greater Daemons that were still alive
Got struck by the Comet, and then there were five.

Five Greater Daemons have started a war;
One wanted to lead them... and then there were four.

Four Greater Daemons got challenged by me;
The Speculum glittered, and then there were three.

Three Greater Daemons? Too good to be true!
For three thousand points you can field only two.

Two Greater Daemons made an overrun
One went off the table edge, and there was one.

One Greater Daemon flew past a Helblaster,
A 6 on Misfire sent him back to his master.
From nothing came teeth.
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Post by Seth »

hay :?: what about me :?: I also want write in some poem, but sneaky Ephemeron take them all :!: ... poor Seth :cry:
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Post by Silas »

Look ten pages is ENOUGH Leave the poems to die...
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