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Dalekth
Warrior
Posts: 70 Joined: Sat May 24, 2003 8:43 am
Location: Hag Graef
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by Dalekth » Fri Jul 18, 2003 5:56 pm
Continue this Dwarf poem.
"Ten little Slayers went to the mine,
they found an angry Stone troll and then there were nine."
You can change dwarf names if you want.(Longbeards,warriors etc.)
Have fun!
We shall strike down our foes with sharp steel and cold hearts.
The weak die so that the strong prevail and none shall be spared.
Then and only then will our enemies know the true meaning of fear.
Sneaky the ii
Assassin
Posts: 552 Joined: Fri Jul 26, 2002 11:58 am
Location: plotting to overthrow Sneaky the I
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by Sneaky the ii » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:49 pm
Nine little slayers where chosen as bait
they fought agains Khaos and then there where eight
And you thought it couldn´t get any worse...
Scronk
Beastmaster
Posts: 344 Joined: Tue Dec 31, 2002 9:10 pm
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by Scronk » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:14 pm
Eight little slayers prayed towards heaven,
One got struck by lightning and then there were seven.
That Rabbit's Dynamite!
Alith anar
Shadowking
Posts: 2375 Joined: Wed Oct 30, 2002 1:20 pm
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by Alith anar » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:32 pm
Against High Elves they marched, Archers uncounted
But the arrows were weak and the Slayers undaunted
(sry bout that, had to vent some steam over my pathetic Archers
)
Darius foulblood
Noble
Posts: 496 Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 1:18 pm
Location: Gone with the wind
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by Darius foulblood » Tue Jul 22, 2003 11:02 pm
(Lol, Alith
)
Seven drunk slayers tried to pick up some chicks
When the Witch Elves were done, the Slayers were six (or NONE, but that wouldn't rhyme
)
Furion
High Sorcerer
Posts: 1309 Joined: Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:55 am
Location: Clar Karond
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by Furion » Wed Jul 23, 2003 12:11 am
The six slayers saw gold and thought themself now fine. A slayer in his lust, ran and stumbled on his own axe blade; now only five.
Putting the FUN back into fundamentalism since 1998
Malachi
Malekith's Best Friend
Posts: 1336 Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2003 9:27 pm
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by Malachi » Wed Jul 23, 2003 8:26 am
Five long drong's shot really poor,
nevertheless now there are only four.
Lord ark'arn
Malekith's Personal Guard
Posts: 862 Joined: Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:07 pm
Location: South Yorkshire, UK
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by Lord ark'arn » Wed Jul 23, 2003 9:59 am
Four little slayers prepared for battle
Three salyers only made it due to poison cattle!
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The Council of Lakulei is coming.
We will call out to you and when we do, we shall make the Druchii race thrive once again.
The Council of Lakulei will rule over Naggaroth.
I will be there: Lord Ark’arn, High General commanding the Spirit of Lakulei
Malachi
Malekith's Best Friend
Posts: 1336 Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2003 9:27 pm
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by Malachi » Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:30 am
Three little slayers left really got in the pooh
up against a DE highborn on a BD with a the GoP and then there were two
Elvenknight
Elf on the Altar with the Axe
Posts: 1042 Joined: Fri Jun 28, 2002 12:19 am
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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by Elvenknight » Wed Jul 23, 2003 11:31 am
Two little slayers were hungry and found a bun,
the greedy one ate the lot, choked, and then there was one
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" untill you can find a big stick.
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Malachi
Malekith's Best Friend
Posts: 1336 Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2003 9:27 pm
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by Malachi » Wed Jul 23, 2003 12:00 pm
With everybody dead and no where to go
the one slayer left said that's the end of the show
Anaryin
Lord of the 7th Convent
Posts: 3203 Joined: Sat Dec 07, 2002 7:15 pm
Location: Utrecht, Netherlands
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by Anaryin » Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:31 pm
Deathblade
Trainee Warrior
Posts: 27 Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:16 pm
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by Deathblade » Wed Jul 23, 2003 6:13 pm
That was good, now can you guys work your way back up to 10 somehow, but anyways, good creativity, i got a good laugh outta it.
Ni............Ni.................Ni.....Ni..Ni Ni Ni Ni Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Malachi
Malekith's Best Friend
Posts: 1336 Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2003 9:27 pm
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by Malachi » Wed Jul 23, 2003 6:20 pm
The slayer that thought that he was through,
went to the pub and bumped into a mate and now there is two
Zeros
Corsair
Posts: 94 Joined: Sat Apr 19, 2003 9:26 am
Location: Sevilla
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by Zeros » Wed Jul 23, 2003 9:09 pm
One slayer said one more we should be the other was agree
so now the slayers are three
Cualkiera ke via en un pueblo de sevilla ke me envie un mensaje privado si kiere jugar
Deathblade
Trainee Warrior
Posts: 27 Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:16 pm
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by Deathblade » Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:12 am
Slayers three heard a knock on the door
it was buddy bob, and now there were four
Ni............Ni.................Ni.....Ni..Ni Ni Ni Ni Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Miyuso
Corsair
Posts: 93 Joined: Wed Aug 21, 2002 9:51 am
Location: The Pratchettarian's Low Temple (Down the hill from the high one)
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by Miyuso » Thu Jul 24, 2003 11:41 am
The four wanted more, either dead or alive.
They found a necromancer and then there were Five
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE. (Death- Feet of Clay)
Malachi
Malekith's Best Friend
Posts: 1336 Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2003 9:27 pm
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by Malachi » Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:13 pm
The five little slyaers needed a fix,
They met up with helga and now there are six
Wizened toad
Shade
Posts: 108 Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:51 pm
Location: It's that....like.....y'know.....thing
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by Wizened toad » Thu Jul 24, 2003 2:18 pm
The six surly slayers saw a nightclub called "Late"
They converted two orcs there and now there are eight
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Dalekth
Warrior
Posts: 70 Joined: Sat May 24, 2003 8:43 am
Location: Hag Graef
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by Dalekth » Thu Jul 24, 2003 7:50 pm
Eight happy slayers thought things were fine,
they found another happy guy and now there are nine.
We shall strike down our foes with sharp steel and cold hearts.
The weak die so that the strong prevail and none shall be spared.
Then and only then will our enemies know the true meaning of fear.
Darius foulblood
Noble
Posts: 496 Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 1:18 pm
Location: Gone with the wind
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by Darius foulblood » Thu Jul 24, 2003 10:20 pm
The nine happy slayers partied to much in their den
In the end they were so drunk they thought they were ten!
Imdat tauble
Master Babel Fish
Posts: 2479 Joined: Sun Jun 09, 2002 11:42 pm
Location: Sydney, Australia
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by Imdat tauble » Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:41 am
The nine little slayers realised that four of them weren't,
so they killed the outsiders and leaving five in great mirth.
Nagathi
The Exiled One
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by Nagathi » Fri Jul 25, 2003 6:08 pm
Really good job everyone!
Sneaky the ii
Assassin
Posts: 552 Joined: Fri Jul 26, 2002 11:58 am
Location: plotting to overthrow Sneaky the I
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by Sneaky the ii » Fri Jul 25, 2003 6:14 pm
one of the best posts ever, me thinking...
And you thought it couldn´t get any worse...
Seth
Beastmaster
Posts: 393 Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 4:31 pm
Location: In happyland ! dancing, singing and dallying with all my cute bunny-friends !
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by Seth » Fri Jul 25, 2003 6:16 pm
The darkness you see in those around you may not really be in them, but the shadow self within that you are projecting