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Post by Arch angel »

8 fat frogs sit by the lake
one die, then where was no longer 8

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Post by Unholy_hamster »

1 in 7 of all fat frogs die of heart attack after 10.000 years
1 died before his time while sending dirty jokes to the minds of elven seers
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6 big frogs sit on their stone
Sone one was gone :shock:
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Post by Lord happyslave »

Five dumb lil' frogs, were walking around, thinking there were of them only two pairs.
They stopped when they arrived at a Dirty Dumb Dragon's Lair.
One knocked on the door.
Suddenly there were only four....

BtW:I had a good one for 6 to 5:
"One lil frog wanted to go for a dive
The others put the pool on fire
So now there are only five(re)"
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Post by Silas »

Why frogs?
What happened to the warhammer races?
Oh well.

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Post by Elvenknight »

well we sort of changed slann to frog.

Four frogs got rather bored,
So they jumped out of trees
and now there are three(s)
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Post by Kondheron »

one of the three wanted to jump bungee,
but the rope was to long so now there are twoee.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
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Post by Arch angel »

Two Slanns was making a stand,
Soon only one did standing :twisted:
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Post by Lord happyslave »

The last frog taught he ressembled a tire
and set himself on fire.
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Post by Arch angel »

What about 10 zombies :?:

:twisted: :shock: :roll: ;)
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Post by Lord asarnyil »

Ten ugly zombies thought that it`s fine
The Manticore thought not,so now they are nine

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Post by Xtremenl »

Nine zombies where to dumb to think straight
they patted a bone giant and now there are eight
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Post by Slann master »

How about Slanns?
10 Slanns came together in a group
But because of a majority vote (9 to 1)
One slann was banned


Well what generation slann. Why would slann's ban out another slann. Cuz ONE slann if he even used like 2% of his power could wipe out all the other races. Cept for chaos. I assume they are 5th generation slann. They arent as powerful or smart, but they AREN"T FROGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i have to criticize on something.
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Post by Slann master »

8 zombies were stupid and didnt beleive in heaven
God zapped one and now there were 7.
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Post by Arch angel »

Seven zombies came walking along
They meet a Con, and then one was gone
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Post by Asterion »

Two Slanns was making a stand,
Soon only one did standing


:shock: where's the rhyme? ;)
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Post by Lord happyslave »

Six lowlife zombies encoutered, a Zombie wife.
They started arguing of who could get her first,
so now there're only five...


Off topic: @Astarion: Why didn't you lose from Bulgaria?
Damn you! If you did, we'd be through to Euro 2004 :x
(you=Croatia, we=Belgium)
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Post by Kondheron »

Five little zombies encountered a door,
One went inside so now there are four.

Yes, it was bad, so what?
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
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Post by Slann master »

4 little zombies tried to climb a tree
One didnt make it and now there is 3
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Post by Lord happyslave »

Three little zombies said 'moo'
They did it so badly a nearby cow went mad, and so now they are two
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Post by Kondheron »

Two little zombies wanted to have some "fun",
so then there were only one.

I really should get banned... If people understand this of course. Which they don't want to.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Lord happyslave »

Kondheron wrote:Two little zombies wanted to have some "fun",
so then there were only one.

I really should get banned... If people understand this of course. Which they don't want to.

Dude, it doesn't even rhyme
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Post by Seth »

one little zombie was fooling around, started to think, "brain?" and now there's none
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Post by Arch angel »

What about 10 Empire Men :?:

or

What about 10 Chaos Knights :?:
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Post by Kondheron »

Happyslave: When I wrote it it rhymed. But then again I was very tired so it doesn't rhyme in my head any more... :(
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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