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Dwarf poem

Post by Dalekth »

Continue this Dwarf poem.

"Ten little Slayers went to the mine,
they found an angry Stone troll and then there were nine."

You can change dwarf names if you want.(Longbeards,warriors etc.)

Have fun! :D :D :D
We shall strike down our foes with sharp steel and cold hearts.
The weak die so that the strong prevail and none shall be spared.
Then and only then will our enemies know the true meaning of fear.
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Post by Sneaky the ii »

Nine little slayers where chosen as bait
they fought agains Khaos and then there where eight
And you thought it couldn´t get any worse...
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Post by Scronk »

Eight little slayers prayed towards heaven,
One got struck by lightning and then there were seven.
That Rabbit's Dynamite!
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Post by Alith anar »

Against High Elves they marched, Archers uncounted
But the arrows were weak and the Slayers undaunted

(sry bout that, had to vent some steam over my pathetic Archers :roll:)
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Post by Darius foulblood »

(Lol, Alith :D )

Seven drunk slayers tried to pick up some chicks

When the Witch Elves were done, the Slayers were six (or NONE, but that wouldn't rhyme :mrgreen: )
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Post by Furion »

The six slayers saw gold and thought themself now fine.

A slayer in his lust, ran and stumbled on his own axe blade; now only five.
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Post by Malachi »

Five long drong's shot really poor,

nevertheless now there are only four.
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Post by Lord ark'arn »

Four little slayers prepared for battle

Three salyers only made it due to poison cattle!

!lol!
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Post by Malachi »

Three little slayers left really got in the pooh
up against a DE highborn on a BD with a the GoP and then there were two
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Post by Elvenknight »

Two little slayers were hungry and found a bun,
the greedy one ate the lot, choked, and then there was one
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Post by Malachi »

With everybody dead and no where to go

the one slayer left said that's the end of the show
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Post by Anaryin »

!lol!
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Post by Deathblade »

That was good, now can you guys work your way back up to 10 somehow, but anyways, good creativity, i got a good laugh outta it.
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Post by Malachi »

The slayer that thought that he was through,

went to the pub and bumped into a mate and now there is two
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Post by Zeros »

One slayer said one more we should be the other was agree
so now the slayers are three
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Post by Deathblade »

Slayers three heard a knock on the door
it was buddy bob, and now there were four
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Post by Miyuso »

The four wanted more, either dead or alive.
They found a necromancer and then there were Five
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Post by Malachi »

The five little slyaers needed a fix,

They met up with helga and now there are six
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Post by Wizened toad »

The six surly slayers saw a nightclub called "Late"
They converted two orcs there and now there are eight
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Post by Dalekth »

Eight happy slayers thought things were fine,
they found another happy guy and now there are nine.
We shall strike down our foes with sharp steel and cold hearts.
The weak die so that the strong prevail and none shall be spared.
Then and only then will our enemies know the true meaning of fear.
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Post by Darius foulblood »

The nine happy slayers partied to much in their den

In the end they were so drunk they thought they were ten!
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Post by Imdat tauble »

The nine little slayers realised that four of them weren't,
so they killed the outsiders and leaving five in great mirth.
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Post by Nagathi »

Really good job everyone! :D
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Post by Sneaky the ii »

one of the best posts ever, me thinking...
And you thought it couldn´t get any worse...
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Post by Seth »

!lol! one more time, from the beginning :?: :!:
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