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Post by Jehdol »

95 Spearmen tried to squeeze through a door,
One got his robe stuck, now only 94
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94 Spearmen all climbed one tree,
The tree coulcnt hold them, now there's 93

93 Spearmen couldnt rank up nicely,
Well, they drew straws and this one guy lost,
So they put him in a bog and stole his shoes,
He stood on a poisonous toad and then there were 92
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Post by Jehdol »

92 Spearmen played cards in the den,
Two of them cheated, now theres 4 score and ten
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Post by Jehdol »

well, thats all im gonna do for now, someone else can post some before i begin to look like i have nothing better to do.
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Post by Kondheron »

That might be considered spamming Jehdol. :? And I didn't get your last one, how many were there left afterwards? I do think however that all those Spearmen might get boring after a while, I say we kill them off and start with something else. How about Beastmen, or just Shaggoths? Can't remember any of those having a poem.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
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Post by Unholy_hamster »

92 spearmen marched to war
they faced Hamsters and now they are no more


Mwahahahahahahahahahah Hamster efficiency
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Post by Iron_panther »

The surviving last spearman stumbled back home
dutefully determined to finish his mission
the rodents got him anyway, now there are none
which marks the end of this sad rhyming session
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Post by Unholy_hamster »

How about killer bunnies?

10 little bunnies hopped merrily along
1 saw HE victim and the unit was then only 9 strong

(just to make sure no one gets it wrong, the HE didn't kill the bunny, it just takes a while for a small, white, fluffy bunny to devour a HE)
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Post by Jehdol »

Yeah, you guys are right, 100 high elves would take ages (though wouldnt it be fun to kill them all). I didnt post anymore after that. Sorry also, wasnt trying to spam, just trying to get the poem of to a start.
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Post by Kondheron »

But everyone of them did get killed. :twisted:

One of the Killer Bunnies was overwhelmed by his fate,
the others didn't like it so now there are eight.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
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Post by Elvenknight »

Eight cute bunnies ran into a druchii
One said "Please don't let this be the en..."
the Druchii crushed the bunny and now there are seven

EDIT : sorry Lord Silas, just couldn't get out of my druchii character :twisted:
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Post by Silas »

Hey...what evil druchii killed one of my bunnies?? Huh? I will have revenge...

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Post by Slothy »

seven little bunnies were teasing a puppy called indefix,
but he had drunk a magic potion so now there are six
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Post by Lord asarnyil »

six little bunnies went to se a show live
trampled by the fans,they where only five

five little bunnies saw Al Gore
one thought"yum yum" now theres only four

one of the four little bunnies had gotten H.I.V
because of that ,they are now only three
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Post by Slann master »

Hey, I like bunnies, they reproduce like mad.
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Post by Dalacht »

lol to the poem !lol!
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Post by Alith anar »

3 little bunnies went to the zoo
One loved the tigers and now there are 2
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Post by Kondheron »

Two little bunnies saw a bone to chew,
but then one was caught by Barrymore, Drew.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
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Post by Shadowlord »

Drew couldnt keep it,
just let it go,
the rabbits reproduced,
than there were 100 or so.
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Post by Kondheron »

And then all rabbits were squashed by a very big foot...

What now then? 'umies?
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"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
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Post by Alith anar »

'Umies is good, but I think it would be funnier to make it a bit more specific.. Warrior Priests? Come on, we all have an urge to kill those suckers...
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Post by Sneaky the ii »

the problem is we always repeat words tha rhyme with nine, eight, seven, six, five...
you get the idea.
I mean this has already been used...

ten warriors priestes where walking down in a line
a giant passed by and now they are only nine...


Lets kill´em with haiku poems...
just to change the rhyme.
Cann´t remmember the structure of haikus, was it 7-9-5 ?????
And you thought it couldn´t get any worse...
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Post by Arch angel »

9 warrior priest standing in line (To fight the enemies of Empire)
when they was 9 no more :twisted:

Don't know Haiku Poems, even that I'm in China right now :shock:
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Post by Morfaenor »

Very funny post.
one of the best if not the best !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol!
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Post by Seth »

Arch Angel wrote:9 warrior priest standing in line (To fight the enemies of Empire)
when they was 9 no more :twisted:


is it just me who not get this :(
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