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My Late-Night-After-Long-Day-Rules: Annoying 12 Year Old

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Caution, this will be aweful :roll:

These rules will cover the most horrific, terrible thing immaginable to field as a model, the annoying 12 year old.

The Annoying 12 Year Old Points : Since when do points matter
The annoying 12 year old has plagued us all many a time. They don't think at all, and ask you everything even though there are 200 other people withing 5 feet. They think they are all powerful, can beat up anyone and anything, and know everything there is to know. The questions and dumb comments drive people into madness.

M WS BS S T W I A Ld
4 3 2 2 2 2 10 1 10

Special Rules: Beat him to a bloody pulp.., All Day With The 12 Year Git, Stupidity, Im not afraid of you!

Beat him to a bloody pulp...: Any unit in the front charge arch, friend or foe within 12" must take a leadership test at -5 to a minimum of 2. If they fail, the 12 year old's dumb comments and questions enrage them to the point where they charge in wishing death to the 12 year old. Charging units receive a bonus of +1 attack, reroll failed to hit and to wound rolls. Also, any model who is able to, must direct their attacks at the 12 year old. If the chargers would not normally make it into combat (because they cannot see the unit or they cannot make the distance, for example), it doesn't matter, they will make the full 12" move to get into combat if they have to. They will run for as long and as hard as they need to to kill the little bastard.

All Day With The 12 Year GitAs the 12 year old cant stand to be away from people, he/she must be placed in a unit. Also, the pressence of the annoying little git for so long takes a toll on the unit. At the start of the game roll a D6 and consult the chart below:

1-2: Make it stop!: The men of the unit's minds are destroyed by the mush that comes out of the kids mouth and are driven mad. Any model in contact with the Annoying 12 Year Old will attack him/her ever close combat, regardless if there is an enemy in contact. All other models attemt to kill themselves to end their torment, so the unit takes d6 Strength 3 hits every Shooting Phase. When they come into contact with an enemy, they stop trying to kill themselves but they surrender themselves to the enemy and are hit automatically. Once the child is killed this stops.
3-4: Hardened. The child has cause them to not care what happens about anything, or they have adapted to deal with the kid. The unit is now immune to psychology. If they can deal with this kid they can deal with anything.

5-6: Crazed. Being in such a close proximity to the child has driven them into a frenzy and they rush headlong into battle hoping that either the kid will stop talking, they will die, or the kid will die. As a result, the unit is now frenied, they cannot lose their frenzy as long as the 12 year old lives.

Stupidity:The kid is a moron beyond all comprehension, and therefor suffers from stupidity.

Im not afraid of you!: Because of his seamingly non existant mind tells him that he is immune to everything, the Annoying 12 Year Old is immune to psychology, except his stupidity.


Just a bit o fun, feel free to add if you don't think this is the least funny thing that has been ever posted :roll:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

:mrgreen:

Now THAT was great! :P
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Lol! I agree with the rules for the model, I have younger cousins !lol!
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Post by Drannach »

HELL YEAH THIS IS SOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!

There's a 12-year old at my local GW: plays HE.
I live in Holland and the kid's Dutch also: he always rants about his "30 Sword-mEsters with Hie-Elf-Shaymen......."

Those stupid 12-year olds always take MUCH more soldiers in a unit then is allowed!!! They're so stupid!!! I think it's a good idea for GW to NOT sell any products to 12-year-olds. :|

Also add this to the moron's rules:

Special rule: "breaking rules":
The Unit that includes a 12-year-old and which has a maximum unit-size, doesn't count the maximum unit-size anymore: you can have as many models in the unit as you want.
"Hey mister! Miiiister!" "Hello?" "Do you know where my soul is?" "Hay! Hey don't run away!!!"
"Waaaait!!!"..... damned....
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Post by Ranieth »

I think it's a good idea for GW to NOT sell any products to 12-year-olds.


That's mean!! Why should they sell to you then?? :x

:cry: I did only became thirteen some weeks ago, and I personally doesn't think this is very fun.. Well, I'll hope that most of you is just joking..
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Post by Andruillius »

Sounds like my brother.... :mrgreen:
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Post by Sureal »

Hey - I know! I'll write the rules for the 'annoying 14 year old kid.'

Hey, wait - I'm 14 :shock:. All fear me!
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lol, funny.

@ Ranieth, His just joking, relax
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:cry: I did only became thirteen some weeks ago, and I personally doesn't think this is very fun.. Well, I'll hope that most of you is just joking..


Never take anything you read in the humour forum seriously ;). Unless the person who wrote it has purple and green skin.
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Post by Elvenknight »

And if it is writen by sureal... well we won't go there :D

But don't worry Ranieth you're not 12 anymore so you, like the rest of us, are now all powerful all knowing 13+ year olds. Ahhhh the power :roll:
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Post by Vice »

Best new rules since the The Might Pikachu's post on EO about the Space Marine that fumbled a Vortex grenade and ended up in the fantasy universe ;)
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:shock: well I thought it was VERY funny :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by Ka'tala »

You forget this rule:

Throws 6s:If your army contains the annoying 12-year old kid (7-year olds are even more annoying!), all dice rolled in the armys magic phase are considered to be 6s.

!lol! !lol!
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yeah, and the all annoying knowing 12 year old MUST be used ONLY in super CHEESY armies ;) ...or Sureal's pants !lol!
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:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Dark Wanderer wrote:You forget this rule:

Throws 6s:If your army contains the annoying 12-year old kid (7-year olds are even more annoying!), all dice rolled in the armys magic phase are considered to be 6s.

!lol! !lol!
I dunno, atleast 7 year olds dont try and appear smart.
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Vice wrote:I dunno, atleast 7 year olds dont try and appear smart.


......and they shut up when you scream at them for the 11th time.
12 year olds usually take a bit longer.
Oh, the thought of all the angry 12 year olds reading this.... :D
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special rule:distracting presance
The 12-year-old's close proximity to a warrior distracts the warrior while they are fighting. All models within 12" and line of sight to the 12-year-old suffer -2 to hit in shooting and close combat. (a 3+ goes to a 5+), in addition any wizard casting spells within 12" and Line of sight to the 12-year-old will miscast on a double.
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Post by Skaven_micester »

how old are u Decheran... 13 you say ok.

The REALY ANOYING 13 Year Old

points: 1 who would pay any more for him

The REALY ANOYING 13 Year Old is fully an upgrade from the The Annoying 12 Year Old he has aged a full year and has hit puberty and is now a raging teen.

M WS BS S T W I A Ld
6 1 1 5 1 1 1 5 10

Weapons: Fists (2 handweapons)

Special Rules: Crazed Teen, Puberty, Distracted, Decheran

Crazed Teen: Being the crazed teen that he is Decheran is subject to not only double frenzy getting not one but 2 attacks.

Puberty: Decheran is just hitting Puberty so he hasn't experienced $*X yet so he will always run when he loses combat in addition when ever he runs he runs an additional d6

Distracted: If a femal are present on the board and Decheran can see her he must roll a die (not this works for all races expcept dwarfs).

1-2: Decheran may not move, shoot or do anything this round wile he !@#$s off if he is in a unit they may not move but they can shoot and do other actions as normal.

3: Decheran must move as fast as he can towards the nearest femal model. If he is faster than the unit he is in he must leave it and move.

4: Decheran suddenly decides he must prove himself to the woman. Decheran must move as fast as he can towards the nearest enemy unit if he hits it it counts a charging

5-6: Decheran is unafected.

Decheran: Decheran is well Decheran there fore he suffers extrem stupidity every turn when he takes his stupidity test he must roll 3 die and counting the total of all three

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:lol: this is really fun i hope some one takes crack at me im 14 some im next in line :lol:
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In what WD can we expect to see the rules printet for the Annoying 12-Year Old? :shock: :lol:
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The Extremely Annoying 14 Year Old!

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OK, you asked for it little skaven! :twisted:

Extremely Annoying 14 Year Old:

M WS BS S T W I A Ld
7 2 2 3 2 1 8 1 2

Points:20
The 14 year old takes up a Hero choice as well as a Core choice.
Special rules:

Hit And RUN!:Since 14 year olds generally wouldn`t survive a second in combat, they always charge, hit,and run as fast as they can befire their enemy can retaliate. When the 14year old charges and is done with his attack,roll 3d6 to see if he gets away. The enemy unit rolls to run after on 2d6(3d6 with M6 or more),and gets +1 to their roll because they want to catch that little git.

Quick:Since 14 year olds spend most of their time running they are extremely fast and get +d3 extra movement each round.Roll at the begiining of your movement fase.

Crappy Leadership: 14 year olds will always choose flee as a charge reaction.They will always flee if they manage to survive CC.All flee rolls are taken with +d3 movement.

Nobody Cares: No units(except Snotlings,friends of 14 year olds) have to take panic tests caused by the 14 year old.(destroyed by chargers,fleeing within 4' etc.)

Funny: If the 14 year old is killed by str2 hits or less within 6' of any unit(including any unit which killed him) the unit must take a Ld test with a -2 modifier.If the unit passes the test, nothing happens. If it fails, the unit will start laughing, not able to move because it was so funny.The unit cannot move in the next turn.

Afraid of women:The 14 year old does not know excactly what women are, and will probably flee if he sees one. Take a Ld test if the 14 year old has any women in LOS.If it fails, they 14 year old will start to run, and will automatically Rally in 2 two turns. If he sees a woman then, he must take Ld test with +3 modifier.If he runs then, he is count as slain for all purposes,as he faints.Any male unit within 6' must then take a Laugh test as described above.

Stupidity: 14 year olds usually do what they like, and the 14 year old mast take a Stupidity test if there is no unit except Snotlings within 8', as he then starts to play on his laptop,look at his pokemon cards etc.

Sissy:No 14 year olds may be the General of your army.

Well I guess I`m next, being a 15 year old.......... :roll:
the 14 Year Old is kinda good if you use him the right way though.........
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Post by Vice »

Can you deploy him in enemy ranks like shadowblade? :P


I can just picture a unit of swordmasters just getting into combat when they realise thier champion is a 12 year old :P
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hehe that was funnny !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol! !lol!
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Post by Lord happyslave »

Are you guys making a fool out of yourselfs?
Hhihihihihi, continue like that, but don't hit the 16 year old gits!
And BTW, on 13, not many boys hit puberty then, that'll be mostly girls (and you can see it wihiw, droooooooooooooooooooool :mrgreen: :mrgreen: hehehe)

And I don't think that 14 year olds are afraid of woman, that's the age that they'll go and look for porn the first time in their life.

WHAT YOU'RE ALL LOOKING AT ME FOR, you little bast*rds :mrgreen:
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I personaly think the post is stupid and that you are generalizing. Me and my friends starded playing warhammer at age 11(played warhammer for seven years now) and if that was treatment we had recived from other players then i would never had continued playing. Dont take it personnaly but it just annoys me when people complain too much about younger players.
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