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New Asscannon out now!

Post by Karak Norn Clansman »

An English sculptor has recently released a brand new take on the old asscannon, that unreleased monster of yore going for silly sums on Ebay. True to the original, with some advantages over it such as bulging veins, rear leg manacles and other details.

Check it out here!

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Hahaha! The competition on this concept is fierce.
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Daeron wrote:Hahaha! The competition on this concept is fierce.

Ahh, the Hellcannon of Slaanesh has arrived :twisted:

Although the pose he put the doll into is almost identical to my old Barbie doll conversion of the "Dominatrix - Overfiend of Slaanesh", which was pretty much the same thing (except that mine had a bondage hook in her ass, rather than a firework, was not encumbered by any clothes, and was covered in Carnifex bits (hence her popular nickname in the chatroom of "The Barbiefex"). Oh yeah and she had been made anatomically correct with the judicious application of Milliput and Green Stuff :mrgreen:

At this point (and since we've now found the level), I guess I should get on with refining my own Slaaneshi Hellcannon ideas... (well, since GW have stopped selling their version... :twisted: )

Gotta love it :)

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And there was me thinking I could make a Slaaneshi Hydra out of one of those things...
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GW, take notes! This is how it should be done!
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I fell off my chair - damn that was funny!!!!!
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Other then WTF :shock:, no comment :o_O: .
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Post by direweasel »

Thank god there's a new one - the old one stinks! :P

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