
Very proud of that.
Calisson
Corsair
Joined: 14 Mar 2008
Posts: 1075
This post is about fluffy SIGNATURES.
(quote Kehl's: 3/4 people make these lame signatures to inform us of facts and statistics of a particular subject.
Copy this into you signature if you're part of that 1/4 who can rise above this and who actually have some class and taste about them. )
You have seen mine often. I'll give a try to another one.
So this post is about funny sigs with a strong corsair flavour.
Enjoy, take some inspiration if you wish.
PM me or post below if you see or imagine (for anyone to pick up) other fluffy salty sigs.
Thanks.
If you find a way to imrpove the drawings below, that would be great.
See 5 posts below for the coding of the drawings.
If you like sigs but not corsairish, have a look to the following thread instead: Druchii sayings! There should be more!
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Chain and anchor
-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- o|--}
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Drakkar, andUnderway's comment
...__i___
...))))))))) r
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~~~~~~~~~The dark ship sails to fill the hold with slave again. YAR.
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Drakkar, Haareth's ghosty variant
.......|>
...))))))))))
.\|•|•|•|•|/
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Frigate
.........~...~
.-.~...|)...|)\
../|\--|) \.|)\ \
.L | \.|).\ |)\ \ \
.4EEEEEEEF/¨¨
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Felucca
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....|\ . / . \
.r /_\ /___\ ç
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Squidface
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.(°°)--This is Squiddy, Lokhir's favourite pet along with Nessie and Leviathan.
./()\--Copy and paste Squiddy into your signature to help him gain world domination.
EDIT: more about Squiddy there => Squiddy smileys - The Squid's attitude

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Crab, courtesy fromThaPinkPownr,adopted byCat-the-Odd
.()__..__()..This is Craby. Help him take over the 7 seas
.{_____}..- and copy paste him in your signature box.
.^^....^^
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Lokhir
-..v_v..Lokhir Fellheart
-..(--)..Captain of the Tower
..U( )U.of Blessed Dread
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Tar-Ciryan
(°°) Cthulhu themed corsairs FTW!
/()\ Brotherhood of the Coast!
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Calisson (initial)
Travel the world. Discover exotic civilizations. Plunder & enslave them. BE A CORSAIR!
Join us. Contact your nearest recruiting station.
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Calisson2009
The Ocean is my Country. A Ship is my Home. The Crew is my Family. Your Riches are my Fortune! I'M A CORSAIR! {--|o Brotherhood of the Coast! o|--}
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proposal
I wanted gold, I've got Adventure! I sought glory, I've found a Brotherhood! I needed a destiny, I've become a CORSAIR!
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proposal - shorter
No money. No home. No girl. NO WORRY! Just the life of a Corsair to enjoy!
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Tribun (his sig provides a hyperlink to his Plog)
Sail with the Black Pearl ...yarrr!
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Calisson's Conquerant, 2010
Today the world, tomorrow Naggaroth!
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Morlyn
"For Blood! And Gold! Or either. Preferably both.
Easy on the blood though, we wouldn't want to waste our cargo, would we lads?"
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Ulric Darksoul
"If you're going to leave anyone alive, enslave it!"
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Haareth
Thousands of people will die as we're sailing forth and more of them will come with us to the Land of Druchii, Naggaroth...
Brotherhood of the Coast! Join us, or we'll enslave you
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Thaluzhind
Black ships sail onward like blades formed of sin, gliding upon the bitter cold wind.
They strike without mercy, rob men of breath, leave only silence, emptiness, death.
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luck roblar
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. ...........Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. .....Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
...........Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
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Nightblade183, also adopted by Gorak Darkblade
We can't possibly be the only people on this forum who love plundering and pillaging can we? Come join the Brotherhood of The Coast, and raid til your heart's content.
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darkdoom (as Corsair, of course)
Brotherhood of the coast: For all corsairs and raiders.
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part of Underway's
And don't forget International Talk Like a Pirate Day Sept 19th!!
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Calisson (extention) => this sig is available for anyone. No copyright.
DON'T KILL BABIES! My Harpies like dolls.
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proposal
I LOVE wedding parties! The beautiful bride surrounded by young ladies, the lad and his best men, their parents and families in celebration dresses...
...young vigorous slaves, rich booty, promising ransoms...
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Calisson (extention) => this sig is available for anyone. No copyright.
STOP TORTURE... on Sundays! It's market day, time to buy us new slaves!
Buy exclusively from the Brotherhood of the Coast, the best quality around!
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proposal
ULTHUAN AUCTION! Next Sunday in the Mark't place, exceptional arrival from Caledor! 1 young he-slave, 57, in good working condition (only one eye missing) - 4 she-slaves, ages 24 to 303, one virgin, in good health - 17 living elven beings, sold in a single allotment - diverse Caledor artefacts - two hawk eggs. Auction starts at noon, on display for your hatred at 10 o'clock.
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proposal
Welcome, Milord, aboard the Brotherhood of the Coast. Enjoy your staying in our VIP lounge and suite. Exquisite catering. Unlimited bar. And... reasonable ransom...
Visit our library, we are proud to show you some of the rarest tomes: the very few we didn't burn...
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Zardock themed
Join the Shrine of the Serpent today!
Brotherhood of the Coast!
Sign up today and gain your 10 day course on how to pillage and burn effectively. Motivational Guest Lecture by Calisson, Captain and Founder of the Brotherhood.
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Lokhir Khial
Kaine calls to you, I shall help you to see him.
Brotherhood of the Coast!
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proposal
My favourite pets are Nessie and Leviathan.
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Elven prince
Beware the Beast of Pirates Bay!
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Korius
Drink up me hearty's yo ho!
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proposal
There are three sort of people: those who are more or less undead, those who are more or less living, and those who go at sea!
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proposal
There is no such thing as bad weather with a good ship and a smart crew.
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Calisson2010
The Ocean has no boundary. The Wind has no rest. A ship and a crew and the World is ours!
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proposal
The Earth is flat. Only the Sea is round.
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Korius
I see the ghosts of navigators but they are lost
As they sail into the sunset they'll count the cost
As their skeletons accusing emerge from the sea
The sirens of the rocks, they beckon me
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Aeth(with the felucca)
These are the voyages of the Black Arc Enterprise..........
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proposal
Nothing is more magnificent than the view of a vessel getting underway, sailing towards adventure, might and glory,
... with a single exception: the view of Homeland, seen from the vessel coming back, the holds full of riches conqueered overseas, after a long journey across the ocean.
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inspiration (from my own real life as a sailor

Being a Corsair, I went beyond the horizon, I roamed the Oceans for monthes and years, I pitched and rolled and ploughed into giant waves, I evaded hurricanes, I escaped unseen submerged dangers, I flew below the level of the sea, I dived in the Deep Blue, I played with a Manta ray and swam with a killerwhale, I called the stars and planets by their nicknames and they told me the secret sea lanes, I beached uninhabited islands and cosmopolitean harbours, I saw and heard and smelled and tasted so many strange things which no word can describe in our language, I saw the haka of the Maoris and the spinning of the Dervishes, I fought against voodoo loa spirits, I visited palaces and castles, bazaars and places of worship of all kind of Deities, I met with Heads of States as well as the humblest fishermen, I crossed the Line and even met with Neptune.
But also, I came back every time to my beloved home, which I found the nicest place on Earth, I brought back the riches from oversea to my beloved family where I found a deserved rest, before I was ready to get underway again for adventure and glory.
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New Calisson