You know you play too much warhammer when...
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You know you play too much warhammer when...
This is very self explanatory.
Ill start:
when you refer to the army you play in the first person(e.g. we, the druchii, pride ourselves in the torture we cause)
(if this is already exsistant, sorry but I couldnt find it)
Ill start:
when you refer to the army you play in the first person(e.g. we, the druchii, pride ourselves in the torture we cause)
(if this is already exsistant, sorry but I couldnt find it)
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You remember the 1304013401 different times this thread has come up!
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Too true... -Lyhne
Haha just kidding man.
When you use your iphone notes application solely for army list building.
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when you dress up for halloween as a Warhammer character.
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you tell a girl at the pub that the way to avoid a creepy guy is to get out of his charge arc.
Really and truly.
Really and truly.
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Layne wrote:you tell a girl at the pub that the way to avoid a creepy guy is to get out of his charge arc.
Really and truly.
Telling her that might cause her to identify you as yet another creepy guy though...
You know you play too much when you'd rather catch public transport so you to work so you don't have to pay for petrol and parking than miss out on the latest WD (although, lately the WDs have been less than unsatisfying so I drive to work now and my employer pays for the parking so it's a no-brainer - and proves I don't play too much, sadly. I hardly get in two games in a whole long month.)
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When driving late at night in the ghetto you pull up short at a stop light to keep the shifty looking pedestrian 'in your charge arc' in case you need to 'do impact hits' to avoid a carjacking.
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When you have to follow that statement with BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Ghetto = Oakland (124 homicides last year)
When you have to follow that statement with BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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P.S. I really think that terror-causing queen moving 20" it is soooo druchii )
P.S. I really think that terror-causing queen moving 20" it is soooo druchii )
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"3/4 of games are won by deathstars. Copy this into your signature if you still use real tactics to win"
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Irtehdar wrote:When you see a kindergarden on a field trip and stays 8 yards away from them just in case theres fanatics hiding amongst them.
AWESOME
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Is there really anything such as playing too much WHB?
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... or possibly when my son used to tell me all the time that I was an evil elf and I had to tell him that no, I'm no elf, I'm your dad so you better learn an behave as I tell you?
... or nowadays, when I have to tell him that OK, he shows a remarkable dwarven spirit, but, no, he is not a dwarf so please stop grumbling, once for good?
oh, yes, I am tempted to say that YOU are playing too much warhammer when it prevents you to write a good article for the D.R.A.I.C.H. ... no, just kidding, the intent of the D.R.A.I.C.H. is for everyone to play warhammer better, not to have anyone play less in order to get some fame.
(see how I can advertise while staying on topic! )
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... or possibly when my son used to tell me all the time that I was an evil elf and I had to tell him that no, I'm no elf, I'm your dad so you better learn an behave as I tell you?
... or nowadays, when I have to tell him that OK, he shows a remarkable dwarven spirit, but, no, he is not a dwarf so please stop grumbling, once for good?
oh, yes, I am tempted to say that YOU are playing too much warhammer when it prevents you to write a good article for the D.R.A.I.C.H. ... no, just kidding, the intent of the D.R.A.I.C.H. is for everyone to play warhammer better, not to have anyone play less in order to get some fame.
(see how I can advertise while staying on topic! )
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you realize that you cant eat the pizza you ordered because your hands are full of paint and you still have a couple units to go
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